Unexplainable things

[Stubby]

30 minutes ago, Shane said:

This could be just me, but it is my experience so here we go - open to ridicule from you heartless bastards..

 

Why is it, when you travel somewhere, (holidays, weekends away etc.) you cannot crap for a day or two? Never such issues at home .

 

Been on holiday a bit , traveled etc ......Never have a problem in that department . ?

[White Noise]

Im the opposite  .

Shitting myself  has been known to happen....... its explicable ....... 

[Darrin Turnbull]

1 hour ago, Shane said:

This could be just me, but it is my experience so here we go - open to ridicule from you heartless bastards..

 

Why is it, when you travel somewhere, (holidays, weekends away etc.) you cannot crap for a day or two? Never such issues at home .

 

Delhi Belly ( different food and all )

[Joe Newton]

A lot of this can be explained by anyone named Murphy. 

[openspaceman]

2 hours ago, Stubby said:

Been on holiday a bit , traveled etc ......Never have a problem in that department . ?

Traveller's constipation appears to be a well known phenomenon but I cannot see a good explanation for it. I imagine it's a stress thing plus possibly dehydration. Once one gets used to B&B and living out of a suitcase  normal routine  returns.

[westphalian]

How my wife got pregnant 2 years after my vasectomy. Baby fecking Jesus a miracle

[Joe Newton]

1 hour ago, westphalian said:

How my wife got pregnant 2 years after my vasectomy. Baby fecking Jesus a miracle

I'd say that was quite explainable. 

[Gary Prentice]

1 hour ago, Joe Newton said:

I'd say that was quite explainable. 

Some things are better left unsaid Joe!  

[Steve Bullman]

23 hours ago, Shane said:

This could be just me, but it is my experience so here we go - open to ridicule from you heartless bastards..

 

Why is it, when you travel somewhere, (holidays, weekends away etc.) you cannot crap for a day or two? Never such issues at home .

 

I’ve alwaya put that down to a change in altitude, pure guess though based if the fact cooking times are effected in the same manner 

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

Unexplainable- How some of us think some things are beyond logic, yet others think what others think is beyond logic...

 

example: Where Ed thinks voting Tory is madness, it’s blindingly obvious (to me (and the majority of the population it would seem)) that there simply is no credible alternative! 

 

That was was an easy one! 

 

Food cooked by others is is better than food cooked yourself... Nah, not buying that one either!