The Confessional

[Matthew Storrs]

I thought it was a joke and was gearing myself up for the punchline. Only it never came! 

[Steve Bullman]

there it is!

[Vespasian]

 

 

[eggsarascal]

Some things are better left unsaid.

[tractorboy1]

 

[Mick Dempsey]

 I wish i had remembered that clip!

[Daniël Bos]

Does anybody actually know this matelot? I'm slightly worried about his (or her?) wellbeing.

[tree-fancier123]

spontaneous emission - perfectly legitimate subject for discussion -  Matelot - seeing as you're into sharing things - can you put into words the sensation when you have an orgasm? If you do take up the challenge, try to describe it so as someone who never has had an orgasm can read it and get some idea of what it is like, just from reading your description. Words like tingle, shudder not allowed.

[Haironyourchest]

Edit - don't need that info on the internet. Come back to haunt me when I'm running for office..

Edited May 1, 2018 by Haironyourchest

[stihlmadasever]

18 hours ago, matelot said:

A couple of years back I was out shopping with this hot German student. We were going round some clothes shops and I was getting more and more "excited" as I saw her try different clothes on. Eventually we went to Boux Avenue to buy her some undies. I was trying to think of anything but how good she looked and I was doing my best to pull my jacket down to cover the growing "torch" in my chino pocket. I suddenly felt something wet in my pants and I looked down to see a big dark/ wet patch in my light coloured chinos. I had to go to the bathroom to clean myself up.

 

It could have been worse, for a while I thought I had pissed myself.

German student you say.Did you check her paperwork?

She might have been an illegal immigrant...

Jokes aside...i dont understand this thread.

Explain please herr matelot