The Confessional

[matelot]

A couple of years back I was out shopping with this hot German student. We were going round some clothes shops and I was getting more and more "excited" as I saw her try different clothes on. Eventually we went to Boux Avenue to buy her some undies. I was trying to think of anything but how good she looked and I was doing my best to pull my jacket down to cover the growing "torch" in my chino pocket. I suddenly felt something wet in my pants and I looked down to see a big dark/ wet patch in my light coloured chinos. I had to go to the bathroom to clean myself up.

 

It could have been worse, for a while I thought I had pissed myself.

[Commando]

Was it a mini maglite? ?

[matelot]

It was a 6 D maglite.

[aspenarb]

So you never knew whether you were coming or going then Matelot. Not much changed there then

 

Bob

[westphalian]

I thought you had been fraped there!

[Mick Dempsey]

Odd, slightly disturbing thread.

 

Not sure what the OP wants from this tbh.

[felixthelogchopper]

2 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

Odd, slightly disturbing thread.

 

Not sure what the OP wants from this tbh.

Attention?

[john p]

Wtf?!

[Steve Bullman]

Fitting tag, is that referring to you starting this thread?

 

[gary112]

Wiered