I hate it when.......

[topchippyles]

24 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

It's a good job there's two sorts of luck or you'd have none at ail, mate.

Come on egs spill the beans son,If this was about climbing or cutting a tree you would be on it like a northern welshman on a sheep,Us south walians not into bumming.

Edited August 30, 2019 by topchippyles

[eggsarascal]

8 minutes ago, topchippyles said:

Eggs what about this BIRD up in stoke champ,Any thing happening musch ?

Still speaking, two friends have died recently in different parts of the country so I'm siting tight in Suffolk until I know what's going.

[topchippyles]

5 minutes ago, topchippyles said:

Come on egs spill the beans son,If this was about climbing or cutting a tree you would be on it like a northern welshman on a sheep,Us south walians not into bumming.

 

4 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

Still speaking, two friends have died recently in different parts of the country so I'm siting tight in Suffolk until I know what's going.

Some of those north wales lads would like to get their hands on your suffolks 

 

[monkeybusiness]

And I reckon some of those South Wales boys would love to be ridden by you/your Suffolk’s/anything with a cock and balls really, they aren’t at all fussy!!!

[Paul Cleaver]

11 hours ago, Stubby said:

I hate it when I drop my toast and it lands butter side down .

when it lands butter side up, but out of nowhere one of the dogs nips in and scoffs it down

[Stubby]

I hate it when people say Clint Eastwood is dead when actually he is not .

[spudulike]

I hate it when customers send a saw in for porting and find the saw hasn't been serviced in years and is pretty knackered!

I also hate it when a customer just sends kit in without asking first, in the middle of the summer and then proceeds to bugger off on holiday not thinking that I may also be away leaving me to make lots of calls to sort it with long suffering neighbours......grrrrrrr!

[Gary Prentice]

On 30/08/2019 at 09:12, Mark Bolam said:

He then tries to pay with some vouchers and a kidney donor card.

 

Which are at the bottom of his bag, of course.

 

Cos it takes so much forethought that when you're buying something, that you have to pay for it....

So rummage for the purse, pick through the change etc. while everyone queuing behind is quietly seething 

 

All of the above normally being accompanied by a good long chat with the cashier - delaying everyone else even longer 

 

 

Really used to boil my....

Until I came to think that this exchange might be the only human interaction that the old girl/fellow actually had all day, before toddling off home and sitting in front of the TV.  

[Gary Prentice]

3 hours ago, Paul Cleaver said:

when it lands butter side up, but out of nowhere one of the dogs nips in and scoffs it down

Train the dogs better! 

 

You've only yourself to blame 

[Mark Bolam]

7 hours ago, Gary Prentice said:

Cos it takes so much forethought that when you're buying something, that you have to pay for it....

So rummage for the purse, pick through the change etc. while everyone queuing behind is quietly seething 

 

All of the above normally being accompanied by a good long chat with the cashier - delaying everyone else even longer 

 

 

Really used to boil my....

Until I came to think that this exchange might be the only human interaction that the old girl/fellow actually had all day, before toddling off home and sitting in front of the TV.  

I feel guilty now, I think we’re being a bit hard on @Mark J.