Today's Posts

Had a brilliant boss at the changeover point who told all employed to say they'd 'mislaid' their old licences and reapply for new ones, which meant they were updated to new style but with old weight limits carried forward. Did us all a huge favour. Thank you.

God no. Spandex-clad strumpets draped over diggers like Kingwell had at the APF a few years ago. Crass as fck.

I was never getting it so I used the same word just to finish Wordle 1,580 X/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜

Discussing drug use with a mate: "You'd be fcking unbearable on cocaine, Alex. You already gan on like a cnt without it."

Right or wrong to do it in the first place, you're making a lovely job of that reduction.

If its horizontal anvil that's a lump of metal to go through chipper, would of thought its damage discharge fan. But I can't see how it been thrown out as it's got to get past or through blades.

Waaaay back I dropped an alder for my mates dad and tried to burn out the stump. There was copious amounts of red diesel which was only surpassed by the volume of tears. Some of the old timers I used to work with used to blow stumps out of the ground with dynamite, well I think it was dynamite but it is going back a bit. These were stumps in residential areas!

Looks identical to the treehog, same sticker, spec and everything at half the price. Thanks for that, ordered a few. My oldest e2e prussik is starting to wear out and wont hold me without extra wrap, then the friction is a bit too much. Took Fedex quite a while but 5th free battery arrived.

Were you the same size?

You only need to notify things that otherwise would be an offence - topping, lopping, uprooting, wilful damage or wilful destruction. If you are satisfied that all these potential offences will be avoided, there's nothing to notify.

‘Can you cut them back to make a nice hedge?’

Brought a mate in with his Magni today for a job. Just an absolute pleasure when the right machines are on site.

Had to read the last line a couple of times, classic. Might go along with Donald Rumsfelds 'known unknowns' for linguistics

The old and the new, hungry mogs lining up for a feed.

We’re excited to share that Tom Richards Tree Services is growing! Some fantastic opportunities have become available for experienced Subcontractor Arborists work as part of our team. Tom Richards Tree Services is a long-established arboricultural business with a substantial client base, covering both domestic and commercial works. We have been Arb Approved for over a decade and have a small, professional team with a strong track record of delivering high quality services across the East Midlands. What we can offer you: - Highly competitive rates of pay - Immediate payment on invoice - Flexible hours and schedule of working - Company and seasonal team events - Varied work with a strong, experienced workforce - Up to date equipment and wide range of machinery - Organised and efficient office team on hand to arrange work around your ongoing commitments If you're looking for additional high quality work within the industry then we want to hear from you! We’re based in West Hallam, Derbyshire in close proximity to Derby, Nottingham and the Peak District. To find out more, get in touch with us at [email protected] or on 07496969746

We’re excited to share that Tom Richards Tree Services is growing! Some fantastic opportunities have become available for experienced Subcontractor Arborists work as part of our team. Tom Richards Tree Services is a long-established arboricultural business with a substantial client base, covering both domestic and commercial works. We have been Arb Approved for over a decade and have a small, professional team with a strong track record of delivering high quality services across the East Midlands. What we can offer you: - Highly competitive rates of pay - Immediate payment on invoice - Flexible hours and schedule of working - Company and seasonal team events - Varied work with a strong, experienced workforce - Up to date equipment and wide range of machinery - Organised and efficient office team on hand to arrange work around your ongoing commitments If you're looking for additional high quality work within the industry then we want to hear from you! We’re based in West Hallam, Derbyshire in close proximity to Derby, Nottingham and the Peak District. To find out more, get in touch with us at [email protected] or on 07496969746

We’re excited to share that Tom Richards Tree Services is growing! Some fantastic opportunities have become available for experienced Subcontractor Arborists to work as part of our team. Tom Richards Tree Services is a long-established arboricultural business with a substantial client base, covering both domestic and commercial works. We have been Arb Approved for over a decade and have a small, professional team with a strong track record of delivering high quality services across the East Midlands. What we can offer you: - Highly competitive rates of pay - Immediate payment on invoice - Flexible hours and schedule of working - Company and seasonal team events - Varied work with a strong, experienced workforce - Up to date equipment and wide range of machinery - Organised and efficient office team on hand to arrange work around your ongoing commitments If you're looking for additional high quality work within the industry then we want to hear from you! We’re based in West Hallam, Derbyshire in close proximity to Derby, Nottingham and the Peak District. To find out more, get in touch with us at [email protected] or on 07496969746

Aye, Musick has Charms to sooth a savage Breast, To soften Rocks, or bend a knotted Oak! just don't bring Rambo along...

The other good technique is to contact local businesses using this approach. Note: if you are after wood ready to burn that is very different from green/wet wood that has just been cut and will not be dry nor cut/split for burning. Green wood is unlikely to be ready to burn until next year now (without a kiln)