Vespasian

Is it true?... Do you have a thirteen inch cock?...

some years back a woman phoned me up.. ."Hello, I just read your add in the paper, are you an Arborist?" No, I said, but if you want a tree choppin down I can do that!!!...

ISIL are bunch of dreamers getting nowhere fast.. I wouldn't worry about what they think they're gonna do, cause they ain't gonna be doin it anytime soon... So start with the real problem. dividing up Syria and Iraq into however many parts best fits a solution to the problem.. Once the locals have got what they really want, there wont be any need for ISIL and their moronic ideology.. And if you think I'm wrong, look at Iraq.. Sunni North Shia South.. one trillion US dollars spent to keep em together.. It ain't never gonna work without one side suppressing the other, its how things work out there... might as well accept things for what they are and not live in cloud cuckoo land, hoping countries formed in order to keep em at each others throats is one day gonna all start singing cum by aye..

seems to me after watching a fair amount of comment and news on this ISIS thing, that the Sunnis want their own State consisting of Northern Iraq an most of Syria. ISIS seems to be providing them with what they want.. It might just be a good idea to split up Iraq and Syria into Sunni Shia States and once thats done, no need for ISIS. They'll be gone in a minute.. Trouble is, no one wants to talk about splitting up countries lest it provokes others to want the same.. In the meantime, bombing might kill off this weeks flavour of the month Sunni Terrorist group, but it wont stop the Sunnis wanting nothing to do with the Shia's.. Until Obama and Cameron grasp this nettle, they'll be flying bombs into Iraq and Syria till the cows come home..

trailers are a bit of nightmare, to big, to small, to heavy. to lightweight.. the list goes on.. Then theres some new rules that mean you can't build your own these days, apparently if the trailer don't have a registered plate of some sorts, you might just get a fine as well as a trailer..

This is why I stopped watching these kind of shows.. Its not about finding talent, its about humiliating people without any talent.. I think thats sort of sick to be honest..

We have a choice between Corbin the Pacifist or Cameron the friend of the terrorist.. Which one to choose?.....

I like my preachin done like this.. [ame] [/ame]An my singin like this [ame] [/ame]

I'm working on solving my own mouse problem at the minute.. Not sure if I should catch em or kill em.. I want to catch em really but wonder if its worth the trouble.. The cats next to useless so was working on using a trap of sorts.. Now rats, can't ****** stand them, woke up one night some years back to the noise of one scurrying under the bed, I heard it squeeze under the bedroom door to make what I assumed must be its nightly food rounds... I got out of bed and went to find somethin to block the door off so it couldn't get back in. Nailed a piece of thin plywood to the bottom of the door thinkin it'd do the trick until the morn when I could set to work on somethin more permanent.. Fell back asleep only to wake up to the sound of the rat attempting to bash its way back in,,, (hahah, never get in I thought and went back to sleep).. Got up, piece of wood knocked off the door and feathers leading under the bed.. Moved the bed to find a dead headless pigeon wedged into what must of been the rats escape hole.... to think it must of bin livin there for a while an I never knew it.. Anyways, never again, any rats round here gets it anyway which way I can get em..

I once bought a beef an ale pie, or was it a stew.. what a load of ****.... never again. Rule of thumb, never ever buy somethin with alcohol in it..food wise..

I wouldn't be seen dead doin, (who said it?) a chav run LOL

walking around a public park I happened on a taped off area were some bushes were being pruned tidied up by the parks team.. Must of bin workin at least ten to fifteen feet from the public footpath that had bin closed off.. Now I didn't know whether the tape to cordon off the area was for the public's benefit or for those doin the job. IE, the fear of a moronic worker injuring a passer by... Maybe thats the problem, sometimes it might look to others that the morons are inside the taped off area?..

seems to me if white works, I'm presuming it does?. The you have your own solution.. Use white in winter...better than putting a flame thrower on it first thing in the morning I imagine LOL..

nice pics Dan.. Takes me back to my own camping experience walking Adrians Wall this summer... First proper camping out I've done.. I loved it..

Miserable sod, does it matter if its in the daily mail?... Is the story true?... have the daily mail made it up?.. Now, either get with the program and stop spoiling folks fun... Now, do you, or do you not sing to your logs?..

I suppose if you put a lot of work into them, you begrudge burning them.. If I've any logs, they certainly hang around longer than anythin else thats nockin about LOL..

Not sure about the collective memory thing, but your right in that the Jesus story is overlaid with older pagan traditions.. If I had to point to the reasons Christianity became successful its because the story makes a bloody good read.. Its that simple... Now, if you want argue the motives of why it was written then thats a different subject..

I almost admire him for his cheek.. Still, not very funny bein on the receiving end though..

Yea, tryin to backtrack methinks... Truth is, anyone as intelligent as him, not to mention as educated knows they're only fooling themselves when it comes talking about their beliefs.. The other day, the curtain slipped a little.. I guarantee, that if you asked him what he really believed, and you promised not let the cat out the bag if he told you, he'd say his beliefs are a parable.. That is to say, the Jesus story is meant be read as nothing more than a parable.. No doubt if he said that, he'd be crucified by the media..

What a load of cobblers... Not only that, who cares?...

Yea, it certainly does.. meanwhile my stoves on in the kitchen why I sit freezing in the next room.. Still Mr Idiots pics have warmed me up no end...

OK felix I know your dyin to post it, lets have it then... Oh an by the way, tomorrows job sheet includes workin out how to post pics on this thing...

Well then, if he ever gets round to buying one, I hope it gets bricked on his first day out...

Thanks Joe, saved me a lot of faffing about, not that I was gonna spend to much time rootin around for an old thread... still, I did find the offending post an it was Felixthecloghopper.. and it seems I should amend my post to him, to whit.. Fexithecloghopper, I wish a passerby throws a brick in your chipper..

Errmm I can't seem to find that brick throwing thread, perhaps I'm confusing you with someone else... Can't think who though, anyway thats the thing I was getting at, not that someone had called an assistant a brush dragger but the underlying tone of what was being said.. And, if it wasn't you, why not just say that?... politely