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Stubby

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  1. Up and atem geezers ! 🙂
  2. Quite . But it is not a bottomless pit .
  3. All day long Bud ! Alas I fear we are a dying breed .
  4. I dunno my friend . Just trying to inject some mirth 😀
  5. Never had nor do I want/need social media. Other than this forum I have none . Mind you I am a 72 year old dinosaur but I cant feel the need to be constantly checking my phone . Other members of my family are consonantly looking at their phones when " watching " tv . I just don't get it . I don't give a flying fcuk what someone is having for dinner ...
  6. Since I retired from cutting ( anything other than my own fire wood ) I find the indecent drone of a hedge cutter in the distance so depressing !
  7. You will go strait to prison Jase , posting in the afternoon , its just not done don't you know !
  8. How civilized 🙂
  9. Russian troop losses ( killed or wounded ) reach 700K by the beginning of November .
  10. Cept the LRs last a bit longer coz of the oil leaks 🙂
  11. Failing Pigs or Goats hire someone with a Robo Flail . Job done in an afternoon .
  12. Just partridge so far here .
  13. But will they come home to " bring it home " ? If the Russians are loosing between 1200 and 1500 a day it wont take long to use them up .
  14. I'm down south and can confirm its dry and mild Stephen . 11c currently . HAPPY SATURDAY troops ! Edit . Just dropping my son off at the railway station as he is making the trip up to Hull to watch Portsmouth . Come on the blue army FFS !
  15. North Korean troops about to start combat in this biblical fcuk up . More used to mountain type combat apparently . I think they will suffer heavier losses than the ( on average ) 1200 Russians a day . What say you ?
  16. Cast iron is tricky to weld ( but not impossible ) . Because of the high carbon content it tends to go brittle either side of the weld line .
  17. Oi oi then troops .
  18. I kinda think the same Mick . Disappointing from an entertainment point of view .
  19. My boy teaches in Emsworth school .
  20. Randomly at random . Can't get more random than that !
  21. Alas poor Oil Can . I knew him well . Twas a slippery bastard .
  22. That's the one . 🙂
  23. The biggest half .
  24. Good morrow kind sirs .
  25. Stubby

    Jokes???

    I was down the beach one evening this summer . Tide flat as a millpond , a few people dotted about . One couple just down from me started rowing . It was getting heated with swearing and then he set about her . Someone called the police and a copper came running down the sand , dragged the bloke off the woman and set about him with his truncheon The bloke and his missus then set about the copper taking his truncheon and whacking the copper . The next thing you know a crocodile turns up runs off with the sausages !

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