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Stubby

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  1. Lovely little cock bird Gary . Good photo mate .
  2. Is this a competition ? Whats the prize ? 🙂
  3. Also , if you leave any of them , no matter what model , on the tail gate step of your truck and drive off you will never see them again ..... The voice of stupidity . ☹️
  4. Stubby

    Jokes???

    You here all week Jonathan ?
  5. I took one down . Burned for ever in my stove ! , Sorry . 🤥
  6. The Victorians imported the greys from North America back in the day . Wankers ...☹️
  7. Stubby

    Jokes???

    3 nautical miles is socially distancing I suppose .👍
  8. Hagler , Duran , Leonard , Hearns . All exciting middle weights .
  9. Remember the Griff rhys jones and Mel Smith sketch . They were traffic cops . Big car chase all over the place hitting this and bumping that . Police car was all beat up and knackerd . Sargent came out and said " Blimy , what happened to that " They replied " It fell down the stairs sir " 😄
  10. Ok . If you say so . Other pale wood on the cut face is Field Maple or Syc may be . I think Holly though . From the bark .
  11. The cut face of Alder does go orange after a few hours . The pale stuff does look like Holly .
  12. Yea I got that FFS . Just ribbing him with the fairies thing . 😁
  13. I think you might be right Gary . His tree indent is a little lacking but , I liked the wood coloring fairies theory better . 🙂 Alder and Ilex .
  14. All cut from the same tree he says . The real answer is the coloring in wood fairies got disturbed mid job .
  15. That's all well and good Stephen but can you clean windows mate ? Don't want you getting ahead of your self .
  16. Stubby

    Covid-19

    I had Glandular fever when I was about 20 . knocked the shit out of me for about 3 days . Apparently it takes 6 months to incubate . I do remember another apprentice having it about 6 months before me . Something tells me the test is to mix some of your blood with sheep's blood and from that you can tell ...This bit might be bollox but that's what is in my head !
  17. Stubby

    Jokes???

    The young girl on the tannoy system at the factory was asked to call for Mike Hunt . When he did not respond she asked over the Tannoy if any one had seen mikehunt ...

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