adbat234
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Whilst working on the power lines my mate needed a crap. Into the busheas he dissapeared with a tub of hand wipes to wipe his arse after. Only problem is these said wipes were not hand wipes(unbeknown to him). They were industrial de-greasing wipes for the non-conducting poles. About 10 seconds after wiping his tender little bum my mate was in agony jumping around and begging me to clean his sphincter for him. Obviousley i declined as it was far too funny to watch him suffer. I almost spewed laughing for the whole 3 hours he was in pain lol. Mozza it was ste at tilhill, was u there that day:lol:??
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I'll have you know i own an attack poodle trained by none other than the taliban. Its so dangerous in fact the government wants me to insure and chip it ha ha:lol:
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Thats a bit racist towards hairdressers init:laugh1:
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If only youd have bought a navara liam:sneaky2:. The navara would have taken the hit then leathered the post into next week and hunted down and killed the gates owner and eaten his wife. Now thats a motor with attitude
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JAPANESE LACQUER TREE (AKA Chinese Varnish Tree?)
adbat234 replied to AA Teccie (Paul)'s topic in General chat
Japanese lacquer, chinese varnish, vietnamese topcoat...........all the same to me -
Heavily agree. Ive seen too many people with unnecassary injuries from 200t's. Once you lose respect for the saw its only a matter of time before you open yourself up IMO.
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I have you know, I remember the blue pixie on the dragon delivering them to me
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Its a very simple formula to give you the exact answer to within 1kg and it goes thus. 1msqx volume to the power of 10/0.36. Assuming 0.36 is x then x+y with 4 carried over is 72% of the E=mc2. The answer....4 light years:confused1:. Feel free to just ignore me ha ha:lol:
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Taxpayer owned now they are:thumbup1: . Try it tommorow:lol:
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blow job in the bank then eh ha ha
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OOps sorry for the spoiler ha ha
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Anyone know the kid i just saw on deal or no deal win 30K. He is a tree surgeon he said, sounded a northener. The boy done good i say:lol:
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I used to work there with mozza too but then i made a manager cry and got sacked. Some folk dont like it when you growl at them louder than they growled at you eh mozza ha ha. Good old days
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How does your iphone know how many mpg your motor is returning
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I have an 06 dci double cab and get well over 30mpg too
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Carry both, all angles covered
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You can have a controlled burn but its nice to call your local fire service and let them know in advance as they will have to go on blue lights to your fire if someone rings it in. If the fire causes a nuisance to anyone ie. smoke blowing onto their washing, into windows etc it has to be put out by the fire service. Also the fire cant threaten any properties nearby either direct or with blowing embers. If you supervise the fire and comply with the above you are ok. Im a firefighter:thumbup1:
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if its a chick i ask her what type of knickers she is wearing. Then answer her a single question before becoming ever more perverted and sounding like a sexually frustrated caveman . They never call back and its even funnier if its a bloke im speakin too, i usually leave them feeling:blushing:.
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I think the fashion competition that goes on between climbers will reach gargantuan proportions. Harnesses will be titanium re-enforced to carry the weight of the bling that must be taken up each and every tree. Chainsaw trousers will be all manner of rainbow and psychadelic patterns and will only be bought if they have been worn on a catwalk in the previous month. Saws will be faster, blades will be sharper, climbing gaffs replaced by rocket boots(in red,pink,or rainbow) and a tear will be shed by the lumberjack shirt brigade
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If the fire was roaring it will be steam expansion.
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I only ever get bishops tendon in one arm:blushing:. Strange no?
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Well put it this way, if the snow gets any deeper im going to strap a pair of chainsaw trousers to my front bumper and use them as a snow plough:biggrin:. Keeping the thread alive with that one you see:thumbup: .
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Congrats on the laptop as well mozza. Lifted the gloom a bit i guess eh:biggrin:. You still gettin snowed on over there??
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Its great how arb tools can come in handy for doing other tasks, For example; i used a husky 357 to club a moth to death the other day
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In a study into a typical arborist psychee in the US it was found that the DNA is 0.4% magpie. Hence the love of all things shiny.
