tommer9

Brilliant mate. im off out to get a rigging plate.....and loads more rope. What is the red rope in the pics (size etc pls)

Cool. So when the climber has attached the red rope to the piece being cut, and then the tension is applied, he can then pull on the loop below the crab in your pic (the red rope that goes to the vts) to adjust the bits going to the 2 attachment points on the branch?

Seems a tad better tonight mate. My connection isnt ace, but i do get the impression that i am on broadband not dial up now. At least it takes less than 45 seconds to do anything (post replies, go advanced etc etc) Ill keep you posted mate.

No probs on the loan...bailouts is what this country seems to do best at at the moment lol

TCD- you might have THE BEST avatar on the forum....IMO!

Send a PM to AD15- I think he knows of or has worked with someone.

Any more details?

:thumbup: Especially like the first pic in the second group. Great stuff.

Very interested in this saw.....but I need a new saw fairly soon as my 200 is starting to show its age severely....Shame we cant get it before the vat increase.(unless you're vat registered of course....!)

Girlfriend????? You just try marrying them....:lol:

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, 'Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?' No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, 'You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the Principal, who will then fire you!' Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, 'Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?' Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, 'Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!' The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, 'Anybody?' Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, 'The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.' Mrs. Parks said, 'Very good, Billy,' then turned to Mary and continued. 'As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn't read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, VERY disappointed.'

ONIONS & CHRISTMAS TREES > > A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how > many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs: > > In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. > In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. > After 50, they are like onions'. > > 'Onions?' > > 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.' > > This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, > 'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?. > > The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases. > > In his 20's, his willy is like an oak > tree, mighty and hard. > > In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, > flexible but reliable. > > After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.' > > 'A Christmas tree?' > > 'Yes - the root's dead and the balls are just for decoration.'

Happy birthday Mate!!

Miele miele miele miele miele Miele miele miele miele miele Miele miele miele miele miele Miele miele miele miele miele Miele miele miele miele miele Miele miele miele miele miele Miele miele miele miele miele Miele miele miele miele miele Miele miele miele miele miele Miele miele miele miele miele. No loss of suction with a dyson coz they never had any in the first place....It took 3 crap dysons to prove to my wife and her family that dysons WERENT the be all and end all, and that mieles are that....now they wouldnt look at anything else, and the outlaws have changed all their appliances to miele!!

not even burning 4 tyres to start a dead elm fire???????????

Too true stephen, to true. Mr B, you are a kind and gentle soul.....the children will appreciate your efforts. Ade- good thread, well started mate.

That looks a pretty smart truck. I saw it on line clearance a few months back near falmouth with western power.....

Ill match that....but we need proof Ade.....such as a fresh avatar pic every week showing new growth for example......

He needs our pity Steve- he knows not what he says:lol:

this is what i remember.....

Shocking.

Crackng video- thoroughly enjoyable. Rollotube.......FAB!!

Great find Steve!! I remember a kid at school bringing one and the trailer in when they came out- he was EVERYONES mate then!!

Great find Steve!! I rememver a kid at school bringing one and the trailer in when they came out- he was EVERYONES mate then!!

Mia Any spelling. Its good for a dog or a bitch, esp a spagnel.....its short for "come 'ere"!!