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Do you do normal sized trees ?

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That was were i grew up, is that morden in the back ground.

Drill the heads off, remove the blades, and use a stud extractor with a long extention bar. When you drill the heads do not drill out any more than you have to, the longer the stud, the better chance of removal. If that does not work (and hope that it does) you will have to drill out the bolts and re cut new threads. Before you put new bolts in, make sure the new ones have a libral coating of copper ease, which should prevent them from getting stuck again. Good luck

Having tried various chimney top to reduce back draft (large trees 20 feet from chimney), all of the ones we have tried made no difference, dispite 100% garentees that they would work. If something apears to good to be true, then it probably is not. Sent from my Galaxy arse using Tapatalk 2

Yep for the first time in two years, i have not had any new work come in the over the last month.

All fine and dandy, and i even gave it a wiff of grease.

I might have to go and check mine. I have had the saw over a year, and not noticed any play in the clutch.

It is certainly green.

I wish i had known about Arb Talk six years ago, we probably could have saved one of the biggest Turkey oaks in Britian. The owners were worried about it falling on the public, even though there were no obvious faults........ GERR

Those are some mighty pines you are:) preparing to fell. Sent from my Galaxy arse using Tapatalk 2

£180 a day for me and my tractor & splitter, or £130 if you provide the tractor.

Are you going to be at the Arb show this year ? i would like to have a look the LH3000, to see if it can be modified to fit my trailer.

Forestry and arb work require a different mind set. My work is about 50/50 forestry/arb, and it normally takes a day or two to switch between the two. I get more job satifaction from forestry, but i make more money from arb work. Pays your money and takes your choice.

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What have you got growing in your eye brows ?

What were you doing to make the bridge fall apart ?

Cheers Rich.

If the indicator is turned off then it also stops flashing.

I have fitted and extra set of brake and indicator lights to the back of my landrover. So when i am towing trailers with dodgy lights, which seems to be most of them, the people behind can see what i am doing. All work bar the left hand indicator which will flash if you bridge the bulbs metal case to earth on the metal of the landrover. What am i doing wrong ?

At the risk of joining the bandwaggon: Sorbus aria. Sent from my Galaxy arse using Tapatalk 2

It was advertised in the forestry journal a couple of months ago. The closing date for application was the 20th April.

This did raise a chuckle: Sweet Baby Jesus deliver me from this torment 30 April 2012 By Lee Possessing as I do a genital cluster that bears an uncanny resemblance (and indeed aroma) to Chewbacca's armpit, I decided to purchase this product. Upon applying the creme to my tassel and conkers, I was taken aback by a sudden and disturbing gasping noise, followed by a sound that I can only describe as the horrific howlings from Satan's own Hell Hound, Cerberus. As I whirled around to view the source of the noise, I perchanced to glance in the bathroom mirror, and, seeing my own mouth stretched agape in a terrible rictus of agony, I deduced the sound was coming from me. My eyes widening with mounting horror, I surveyed the damage occurring to my sausage and beans with no small sense of panic. My pubes were actually bubbling and fizzing, in much the same way they might if one of James Cameron's Aliens had just sprayed their acid blood upon them. There were no swear words strong enough to adequately describe the agony, and in my delirium I began making them up. I don't recall exactly what I screamed, but I'm fairly sure the entirely-new expletive "funting" was employed. With as much haste as I could muster I hobbled into the shower and applied cooling water to the conflagration in my crotch, which only served to spread the napalm to my perineum. I am not a church-going man but as I felt the flaming horror trickle across that tender inch of no-man's land, I confess that I prayed aloud to Jesus and his host of angels that the advancing agony would not stray into my buttonhole. However, my prayers went unheeded, and as I felt the liquid inferno sizzle its way into my most private of eyes, I lost consciousness, but not before grabbing the shower curtain and collapsing, in a disturbing echo of that famous scene from Hitchcock's "Psycho". Although believe me, being hacked to death by Norman Bates in a dress would have been a walk in the park compared to the searing agony I endured that fateful day. 118 out of 122 found this helpful Maybe a bottle of this for the person scoring the lowest in the axe throwing at the arb show.

Oh dear what have i let myself in for. I have just the rules and regulations for the 5 elements, only a few......... 32 pages This going to be an interesting day

They are not as refined as the alaskan, but they are less than half the price. I have had mine for 2 years, and i now have a large stack of interesting milled timber. Some of which is being used in the kitchen units that i am building. I have not used the alaskan so i can not compare, but i can not think of any major problems with it.