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Mick Stockbridge

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  1. Hahahahaha......like it.
  2. Scottish? does he roar with an accent?
  3. I work for them on an hourly rate. The spec was drive 40 miles dismantle a s.birch and leave all debris. I turned up with one groundie, saw the footpath and decided against it. Because of the distance it did,nt warrant pricing up. I dont want to leave a bad taste in their mouths so should I take the loss?
  4. I went to Folkestone today for a housing agency to dismantle a silver birch, took all the neccesary kit and expected to finish around about eleven. After all I,ve never seen a big s.birch in my life. On the other side is a well used footpath which requires two lookouts,one groundie and me. This is my first job for this agency and so far I,m out of pocket by about £140. Surely even the most uneducated can identify s.birch. I,m going to rebook it for Jan but my question is should I invoice them for the £140?
  5. After summing up I find you all guilty of bending and receiving swollen goods. Shame on you hardened arbs.
  6. Mmmmmm........I,m a little bit concerned, the barmaid pic was an elaborate cover up designed to throw us all off track. Two minutes after it was taken they was all off to the nearest gay bar. Now youre all having a pop at each other. All the hallmarks of guilt, what did you northern gay lords really get up to.Nine months from now we might hear of Skyhuck going into labour with Deans chavvy.
  7. If you cant afford to rest, ask youre doctor for Diclofenac Sodium. Its an anti inflammatory and pain killer in one.
  8. Its about time he couldnt go on like that for much longer. I,d take my hat off to him but he should,nt have got like it to start with.
  9. Urghhhhhhhhh..........Andy Fordham (the viking) topless...........urghhhhhhhhh:puke:
  10. I used to use George Carr for everything until I came on this forum and found Jonesie. Now I would,nt go any where else.
  11. Gaffer tape some waterproof trousers to chainsaw wellies and wear these over youre type A trousers.
  12. Interview with a housing association so I can sub for them(Monday).Silver birch to take down for them on Tuesday in Folkstone. Better take a fishing rod in case I finish early, its supposed to be teaming with cod at the mo.
  13. Dont you worry bruv its in the bag,LOL
  14. Can I hear some Vietnamese in the background?
  15. Sounds better than firewood, the trouble is Walnut does,nt like outdoors. It,s an interior wood.
  16. Well done Treequip.
  17. God forbid! Stack em up and wait, you never know what,s round the corner.
  18. Av a larf you div.
  19. You sneaky letch with that camera.
  20. Sucking up award to Mr.ED. Have you seen his signature lately.
  21. It might be another "angry kid"
  22. You would never tell, you helped my spelling and use of correct words,[spontaneous].Thanks.
  23. Taking a short cut home along the railway line the other night I met a woman, we had sex right there and then in every position imagineable."Did you get a blow job" my mate asked, oh no I said, I never found her head.
  24. It,s about the best wood going for gun furniture.
  25. I had my form posted to me and the exemption for wood and chip storage was filled in over the phone. It was so easy, it took about ten minutes. Here,s the number 08708506506. I,ve just landed a contract for a housing agency today in fact, start work for them on Tuesday. One of their conditions is I have a Waste carriers licence, so it just proves its worth having.

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