Mick Stockbridge

Rustling around under the bed and finding a dirty mag that you thought you had thrown out ages ago.

Ive seen them before and wondered what they are, thanks for yet another piece of valuable info Dave. never know when a customer might quiz you up on em and now I know the answer.

Is it bollocks, look after number one......Besides others have been doing round here for years.

50% of those so called disabled people are actually just lazy fat spongers.........Another pet hate of mine, lazy fat good for nothing ponces and pregnant teenage girls breeding for a flat.

People who drink beer in the street. I see so many boys and adults with a beer can in their hand.

Of course it is, which is why they are so cheap....Seriously though, you should put em to auction on here. They have got to be worth a £100.

It is a stain!

Undercutting is the name of the game at the moment. I priced a small Beech removal yesterday at £250, I asked the customer if she had any other qoutes that were cheaper. No, she said, the same at £250 so I dropped £20 and got the job booked in there n then. I would never have done that in the past but it seems like everyone around here is at it. I would have gone in at less if needs be, but I am lucky enough to have my wife working with me so no labour costs incurred. Half a days work for slightly less than normal. I would rather work cheap than not at all. I book in my regulars for three weeks away because I know they wont go elsewhere and squeeze in the new ones so they dont get chance to go elsewhere...........Things are definitely harder than years past.

Working for myself, not having to answer to anyone, and having ample time and money for hobbies.

Whoever it is and for what ever reason he is doing it, he looks like he has got it off too a tee.

A phallic object. ie a knob.

For christ sake! Do you want a pair or not ?

I can see, that you are all barking mad, or partaking in the use of illegal substances. In that second pic I can see a rhino cross buffalo.

Dont tell him your name Frank!

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Mmmmmm......Dessert.

Dont be sorry David, its lovely. I knew what to expect when I started the thread.........ps put the knickers back up lol.

No, the two pence piece is sitting on top of my tax bill waiting to be paid and the apple is a treat for being a smart arse.

Lunch !!!.......Now I,m full for an hour.

Dean no doubt, he has a million n one stolen cones. I,m sure to get it back, all my cones are marked with my mates sisters best friends initials, BT.

Yeah, and did you notice how it was strategically placed so I come across all H+S like.

Here,s mine lol.

Very nice Dean, lovely view. Whats happening in the field opposite ?

Looks like alot of girlie products in that trolley, I dont see much beer Dean. You really are under the thumb........Is that old woman shoplifting ?

Two hours cycling this morning, an hours pricing midday, roast chicken sunday lunch followed by watching the Giro d Italia on telly with a few beers. All with an intermittent serving of Arbtalk.