Mark Bolam

It can in Kent Rich, if you take the wrong lass home.

I’ll start by saying I’ve never been to America. I want to, and I will do, but I haven’t been yet. Plenty of mates there, and my Auntie and cousin have lived there for 30 years. What I pick up from social media is that American arbs are arrogant know it all idiots. Everything is ‘no biggie’ and ‘me and my crew would have had that down in a morning’. Usually in response to a Brit who everyone knows is very good detailing a massive 3-day takedown. The constant banging on about the 200T being the holy grail also grates on me. The utter refusal to accept that they are anything but the best is pathetic, often threatening to fight (on the internet) anyone who disagrees with their views. Maybe it’s because the good guys shy away from social media a bit more and are just out there getting the job done and getting on with fellow arbs? You know this isn’t a dig at you Daniel, I have a lot of respect for you. We haven’t always seen eye-to-eye but you’ve had the balls to put a lot of content up over the years and always fight your corner when questioned. I have taken a lot from your input, and I’m grateful. What is it someone said about Yanks and Brits - ‘Different people bound by a common language’. Peace.

Aye, you’re a bunch of twats alright. Still got some work to do to catch up with us, like.

But a load of logs is still £50, right?

The ISC 50Kn swing cheek takes everything we throw at it in most situations. The block only ever comes out for negative rigging. Which we do less and less. Loads of videos show loads of negative rigging over a ‘sensitive’ area which end with a 15’ butt slapped on to it....

Can't believe you're sitting on the fence like that. Tell us what you really think of insurance companies.

I'll keep an eye out for it....

You won't go wrong with the Runner or the 2001. Dan is spot on about the portawrap. Whenever I see people using them I cringe, it's like using a bow saw. I always like the back up the bollard with a whoopie sling at the base to back up the ratchet strap. Hopefully you will go for a GRCS then sell it on to me for £50 after a few weeks.

Always nice to give something back Jonny. ?

Thanks Marc, you put that across much better than I could have, with much less swearing. None of us are taking it lightly Edward, just pointing out that the original report contains gross inaccuracies. Petzl themselves don't even know about it - Why??? I climb on a ZZ when I'm on double line, so I do have a vested interest. As Tom Cruise said in 'A Few Good Men' - I WANT THE TRUTH!

So you know all the facts then? For a fact?

Showing your age there son!

Bugger. I was going to go head stand after the guillotine.

I can pretty much guarantee there is some bullshit involved here. I had a play with my ZZ mk3 today and there is no way this could happen with a single spring failure, it’s backed up. @AA Teccie (Paul) I would seriously consider taking this down before Petzl sue your balls off. I know you have done it in the best of faith, but you need to check your sources. Dec 10th? FFS

Makes sense. The HSE would probably have included a picture of a broken ladder.

On the ball again HSE, talking about stuff you haven't got a clue about.

Funny you should say that Khriss, I had to whack 40psi in the offside front of my 06 plate yesterday before work! I think the lads have covered most of the main issues. My truck has been very reliable, but the DMF shat itself a few years back so I had it swapped out for a solid.

Same Steve. Although I wasn’t sure whether to open the thread or not. I was worried it might contain pictures.

I am genuinely concerned about modern pick ups. When my Transit dies I want to get an extra cab tipper, because I think it would suit my work well now. The problem is they all seem to have horror stories. I don't want to make a major investment in something that will be scrap in 3 years. The government obviously hate diesels, but what are the alternatives out there? It is a genuine worry for me and a lot of my mates who have to run these trucks for work.

If removing a scabby little conifer like that will affect the structural integrity of your house it must be made of plasticine. Staged reduction is a total waste of time, I would get rid of it without a second thought. Soon, before it's full of nesting birds.

That brings back memories Paul, my Dad had one of those. Must be more than 40 years back. I like my Buck Redpoint, which is a nice small locker with easy one hand opening. Can never have too many knives! I’m with Stere, though. I won’t spend hundreds when there are so many great knives for tens.

Utter, utter bastards. Really sorry to hear this mate.

Poor lass. You’re right Mark, the hypocrisy is staggering and sickening in equal measure.

Reg, whenever I see you’ve posted a new vid I’m on it like a fat kid on a Smartie. I always learn something, however small. Might just be to do with weather, mood, attitude or whatever, but there’s always something there. Plus the scenery is a dream! I know what you mean about repetition, but I think I speak for all of us when I say we’re not bored yet. No two tree jobs are ever the same after all, even single stem connies. I think you could make topping a 25’ leylandii in a back garden watchable somehow. I really appreciate the effort you go to in putting these vids out. I’ve drawn on them for inspiration many a time when shitting myself up a 50 footer, ‘Come on Bolam, get it together, Reg was 4 times as high as this on a dodgy tree the other week’. It’s your call mate, but I’d be gutted if you didn’t make another vid. Goodbye for now. P.S. Shame about City, like.

Yes, very bored with all this simple shite now mate. Goodbye.