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Jason James Gairn

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  1. Ha Ha Ha. This one by any chance. Professor Moriarty.
  2. Stephen Fry, Dorathy parker, Oscar wilde and Bill Bailey to name but a few. I'm the other way round I think stupidity is funny as.
  3. there's someone sitting there.
  4. Excellent Stuff. Yes your right about our weight difference, what with me pushing 15 stone of middle age lard. And she being a stick. I'll have to wait until she's pregnant, and I cant remenmber my name or evidently how to spewll.
  5. Not my bike I';m afraid, Always liked the Daytona. I have my sights set on one of these. Sorry, not a Triumph owner. Are they really British anyway?
  6. in case anyone wondered...
  7. Oi nutter!! I'll never bring into question your mental health ever again. I humbly apologise.
  8. Lion Rocks, Llanberis Snowdonia. Bloody freezing. She amazed me, climbing partner for the future. No chalk as no sweat.
  9. Of course the boss could be the guy in the mog, on the hiab or hanging from it. In his own garden with his brothers who are all partners in the same business. Ifs, maybes and supposes abound like hail. That's the problem with youtube clips; we never know the whole story. As the title of the thread suggests, we may get that full story. I don't think it was funny, not because it was foolhardy or anything, I just think it scores very low on the slapstick meter.
  10. You wern't kidding. You are a triumph owner.
  11. Mate, your a tree surgeon. theres nothing you can't do.
  12. It's a jungle out there in the current affairs threads. This is where i come to relax and let my hair down. A veritable hammock of a thread. I think we should find it comforting that it's here when we need it. If you've not been here before, please feel free to explore it's TARDIS like dimensions.
  13. http://arbtalk.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=4410&highlight=jokes
  14. barrat .5. where does rifle end and cannon start?
  15. when i was a kid we used to take out rats with our own crappier version of this. used to shoot each other too. Then we got a 4 10 and I got shot with that as well. Rock salt in the stomach. This brings it all back. that one looked like it was that old boys pride and joy. excellent.
  16. You'll find this a better bet.
  17. I've been wanting to set a zipline up in the inlaws garden for some time. Has anyone sucessfully set one up? Any chance of knowing how you went about it? In the meantime look at this. [ame]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3r0pROzHY5M[/ame]
  18. Having been in your neck of the woods Bodean, I gotta say you have a sweet job and the vids show it. Great stuff lovely gig timber. Bet it gets hot in the summer. Notice you dont always wear protective `pants' as you would call them? California Dreaming for sure.
  19. This is my daughter. This christmas aged 4. Helmet fits great.
  20. seriously funniest thread on here ever. Thanks guys for your input, set my weekend up with a smile. Maybe I'm just a sucker for slapstick.
  21. Back to front and upside down, try looking at it in the mirror. I quite like steam engines myself, but I can handle it.
  22. Excellent, I forget was that advice or a warning?
  23. This is a funny thread. I might stay here. You SWB. Stop it its too freaky.
  24. Have we worked together? Is that directed at me? Are you messing with my head?
  25. Quick check: Do you love the smell of steam engines, smoke a pipe, or like either english folk music or Whitesnake. The landy/triumph interface makes you an eccentric the others make you a mentalist. Either way, free wheeling hubs to you and yours.

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