slasherscot

just wont happen in a scottish court

they are charging u for incoming calls??????

is Stan Healey..the Stan who ran Nomads?

If it goes to judge and jury in Scotland........he will be found not proven or not guilty.....end of............too much common sense up here:001_smile:

glasgow to irvine.......35mins................glasgow to parkgate..... 90mins but would say Clarks have a better lay out than Mccluskeys unless they have upgraded it n the last while at Irvine

Mccluskys @Irvine http://www.mccluskeyequipment.com/

The Great Escape

i use them too, public/employers/chipper and tools

DAVID CAMERON was visiting a Scottish primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr.Cameron if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'. So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'. A little boy stood up and offered: 'If ma best freen, wha lives on a fairm, is playin' in the field an' a tractor rins ower him and kills him, that wid be a 'tragedy.' ' 'No', said David - 'that would be an accident.' A little girl raised her hand: 'If a skale bus kerryin' fufty children drove ower a cliff, killing a'b'dy inside, that wid be a tragedy' 'I'm afraid not', explained David - 'that's what we would call a 'great loss'' . The room went silent. No other children volunteered. David searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?' Finally, at the back of the room, wee Johnny raised his hand... In a quiet voice he said: 'If a plane kerryin' you and Mr.Clegg wis struck by a 'freendly fire' missile & blawn tae smithereens, that wid be a tragedy.' 'Fantastic!' exclaimed David. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?' 'Weel,' says wee Johnny 'it his tae be a tragedy, because it certainly widnae be a great loss..... And it probably widnae be a accident either!

was working in gartocharn today....usually gets a bit quiet til after new year..gl

Hurricane Appeal - Please give generously ! Hurricane 'Senga' hit the Maryhill district of Glasgow in the early hours of yesterday morning. Victims were seen wandering round aimlessly muttering "Pure mental..., man no?" The hurricane decimated the area causing approximately £9,000 worth of improvements. Several priceless collections of mementos from Benidorm were damaged beyond repair. Three historically important areas of burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their Giros arrived the next morning. Police state that incidences of looting, muggings and car crime were particularly high during the night, but calmed down when the hurricane struck. Forty-two asylum seekers were rescued from an apartment in Elmbank Street , rescuers are going to search the second bedroom later today. Radio Clyde has reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Maryhill . One resident, Bernadette O'Reilly, a 15 year old mother of 5 said "It gied me a pure fright so's it did. My little bairn Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into ma bedroom greetin'. My youngest two, Tyler-Morgan and Natasha-Jordan-Jade slept through it all. Ah wiz still pure shaking when I was watching Trisha the next morning, so ah wiz" Neighbour Joseph 'young young' McGurn said "The noise wiz tremendous. At first ah thoat it wiz the young team coming oot of The Bugle Bar, but it wiz even worser then thet". The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Bon Accord Pola Cola and two tons of Walker's Crisps to the area to help stricken locals.. Rescue workers are still searching the rubble and have found quantities of personal belongings including Benefit books and bone china from Poundstretchers. Residents in neighbouring Ruchill offered to accommodate those left homeless, but the Maryhill people decided they were better off where they were.. A Council spokesman has indicated that it would take take at least a full morning to get things looking like normal and added "There has been a pure Blitz spirit, everybody's been pure blitzed". Poundland has agreed to stay open 24 hours to allow residents to refurbish their homes. The Government has pledged to ensure that bookies, pubs, chip shops and other essential services like Burger King will reopen as soon as possible. HOW CAN YOU HELP? This Appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing most sought after includes - Fila or Burberry baseball caps, Hoodies, Kappa tracksuit tops (his and hers) preferably with a silly slogan on the front, Shell suits (female), white sport socks, Rockport boots or Adidas trainers. Food parcels are also urgently required. Please try to include - Microwave chips, Greggs Pies , Sugar Puffs, Tins of spaghetti and baked beans, Gypsy Creams, Curly-Wurlies, Red Cola, cans of Tenants Super lager and Diamond White, bottles of Buckie or El Dorado , glue or hairspray. Oh and Golden Virginia and Rizla papers. Just 22p buys a biro for filling in the compensation forms. £2 buys chips, crisps and Irn-Bru for a family of nine. £3 will pay for a pouch of tobacco, papers and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected. Breaking News* Rescue workers have found a 10-year-old girl in the rubble Apparently she was smothered in raspberry Alco- pop. When asked where she was bleeding from she replied " Craigmont Avenue , whit's it got to dae wi' you ya fudd?"

blew a hydraulic hose with a hour to go on a 1 dayer yesterday .......had to come back and finish today

alder and scyamore both coppice well.....long term project from start.....15-20 yrs for a decent crop......plant 3 feet apart nice clean stems

theres 2 at ardrossan SB.....1 with 8 or so thats quite near town and another on the road from Ardrossan to Kilwinning with about 10 or so. I think that fire was at the later. 1 turbine pulled out of ground at the site nearest the town a while back

overheated and gone on fire.......high winds did it

looks like the windmill site i worked on a few years back......it was 1 wet hole

had a call out.........could u crown reduction my 3 30ft ash trees.theyre flapping about in the wind......eeer no ill come back when its calmer

teachers dont close the schools....its a local authority decision

i thought all of this self animal burials had been made illegal under Sepa regs maybe just for farmers

Worst joke of the year An american walks into the Glasgow museum.......he asks the attendant how old is that Dinosaur.........400 million years and 9 months...wow how can u be so accurate. Well says the attendant, it was 400 million years old when i started here 9 months ago

20 to 30 years before u get a worthwile crop...... ru still going into firewood by then.. u could plant a native woodland with some conifers as a nurse crop..ie thinning the softwoods out first after 20 years. Larch could be nice conifer/firewood tree if u have the right location

its an offence to leave scene of an accident if some1 injury?????? or not?

good fighter Benn a bit of a soft chin......but i was Eubanks fan........arrogant awkard barsteward but always fought the top ranked fighters

Early learning train table cost 150.00 new / plus some trains and figures | eBay she has sold this item before makes her address somewhere n little hadham , Hertfordshire

a good 6 to 8 inches of snow , and its started again