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just needs to stay out the work shop:lol:

honey fungus and no doubt effecting the adjacent trees to a lesser degree

Two men are in a pub. One says to his mate 'My mother-in-law is an angel'. His mate replys...... 'You're so f lucky... Mine's still alive...'

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do a exchange broadband checker, see who have their own equipment in there, the less people who share the same line the better....SamKnows - Broadband Availability Checker

The human body has 7 trillion nerves.......my wife manages to get on every ******* one of them. I fitted strobe lights in the bedroom. They're brilliant...It makes the wife look like she`s actually moving during sex? My wife said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate. I was so shocked I almost tripped over my cock. I went to the doctor?s office the other day and found out that my new doctor is young female and drop dead gorgeous. I was embarrassed, but she said, Don't worry, I am a professional I've seen it all before. Just tell me what`s wrong and I'll check it out. I said, ?My wife thinks that my dick tastes like asparagus.? I was pretty excited when my new girlfriend sent me a text message claiming that she loves anal. Dyslexic bitch , it turns out that she loves Alan, my best friend?? I said to the wife, ?Get me a newspaper? ?Don't be silly,? she said ?You can borrow my iPad? That spider never knew what ******* hit it.

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it wouldnt be nice to phone him up and wind up him up a little:lol:

its a 2006 xp no auto then?

if any of ur mates has 576xp swop carbs and see if ur saw works ok..eliminate the carb right away as a problem

and the cost was?

these trees arent near wiston are they? seem familiar

my 560 rocks

i have 2 281 in shed for parts.....had 1 running for a while but not bothered to fix them up when i got a 395xp......will check tomorrow for you

262 was a goodin too......wee end bearing problem with them at the beginning but great saw to brash with and fell

bought a new 560xp on tuesday on 18inch bar converted to 3/8 by dealer at a little extra (under a £5).......been felling a small stika spruce clear fell, anything up to a cubic........hasnt missed a beat, start A1 all the time, took the rakers down a bit, pulling like a train. so far:sneaky2:

Where Does the Carbon Really Come From? Professor Ian Plimer could not have said it better! If you've read his book you will agree, this is a good summary. Okay, here's the bombshell. The volcanic eruption in Iceland, since its first spewing of volcanic ash has, in just FOUR DAYS, NEGATED EVERY SINGLE EFFORT you have made in the past five years to control CO2 emissions on our planet - all of you. Of course you know about this evil carbon dioxide that we are trying to suppress - its that vital chemical compound that every plant requires to live and grow and to synthesize into oxygen for us humans and all animal life. I know, it's very disheartening to realize that all of the carbon emission savings you have accomplished while suffering the inconvenience and expense of: driving Prius hybrids, buying fabric grocery bags, sitting up till midnight to finish your kid's "The Green Revolution" science project, throwing out all of your non-green cleaning supplies, using only two squares of toilet paper, putting a brick in your toilet tank reservoir, selling your SUV and speedboat, vacationing at home instead of abroad, nearly getting hit every day on your bicycle, replacing all of your 50 cents light bulbs with $10.00 light bulbs ...well, all of those things you have done have all gone down the tubes in just four days. The volcanic ash emitted into the Earth's atmosphere in just four days - yes - FOUR DAYS ONLY by that volcano in Iceland, has totally erased every single effort you have made to reduce the evil beast, carbon. And there are around 200 active volcanoes on the planet spewing out this crud at any one time - EVERY DAY. I don't really want to rain on your parade too much, but I should mention that when the volcano Mt Pinatubo erupted in the Philippines in 1991, it spewed out more greenhouse gases into the atmosphere than the entire human race had emitted in all its years on earth. Yes folks, Mt Pinatubo was active for over one year - think about it. Of course I shouldn't spoil this touchy-feely tree-hugging moment and mention the effect of solar and cosmic activity and the well-recognized 800-year global heating and cooling cycle, which keep happening, despite our completely insignificant efforts to affect climate change. And I do wish I had a silver lining to this volcanic ash cloud but the fact of the matter is that the bush fire season across the western USA and Australia this year alone will negate your efforts to reduce carbon in our world for the next two to three years. And it happens every year. Just remember that your government just tried to impose a whopping carbon tax on you on the basis of the bogus (human-caused)climate change scenario. Hey, isn't it interesting how they don't mention (Global Warming) any more, but just (Climate Change) - you know why? It's because the planet has COOLED by 0.7 degrees in the past century and these global warming bull artists got caught with their pants down. And just keep in mind that you might yet have an Emissions Trading Scheme - that whopping new tax - imposed on you, that will achieve absolutely nothing except make you poorer. It won't stop any volcanoes from erupting, that's for sure. But hey, relax, give the world a hug and have a nice day!

its true though

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dont know how u get training to do this, looks like you jump off the cliff and hope you dont hit the floor. must b on the to do list

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