Making the news today....

[Mark Bolam]

Good news for Arbtalk.

Should get loads of new members.

 

They’ll probably be a load of wankers, mind.

[Mick Dempsey]

1 hour ago, matelot said:

Forget all this talk of HGVs, beetles and immigrants. Some real news is on the horizon!

 

Next month there is a massive crackdown on porn sites - you will have to provide a credit card etc to get access.... We best all start amassing a porn stockpile NOW!

 

 

I knew it! The one pure, beautiful, untainted by greed thing on the internet is going to be ruined.

 

It was too good to last.

[matelot]

Anyone remember before the Internet we had the Littlewoods catalogue?

 

Or we went round half a dozen newsagents before plucking up the courage to buy a Fiesta? I remember the feeling of achievement coming home with a scud mag hidden in the arm of my jacket and 4 chocolate bars and 3 pints of milk in my pockets.

 

 

[matelot]

1 hour ago, Mark Bolam said:

Good news for Arbtalk.

Should get loads of new members.

 

They’ll probably be a load of wankers, mind.

I'd imagine it will be a real relief to them finding such a good website. You'd have to admire them in taking matters into their own hands to come here.

[Mick Dempsey]

Reminds me of an alarming incident a couple of years back.

 

I was in town and I was cornered by a couple of ne’er do wells with knives who wanted to steal my wallet and phone, thankfully I quickly managed to knock one out, not the ideal time for a wank but hey ho.

Edited March 6, 2018 by Mick Dempsey

[Mark Bolam]

36 minutes ago, matelot said:

Anyone remember before the Internet we had the Littlewoods catalogue?

 

Or we went round half a dozen newsagents before plucking up the courage to buy a Fiesta? I remember the feeling of achievement coming home with a scud mag hidden in the arm of my jacket and 4 chocolate bars and 3 pints of milk in my pockets.

 

 

Oh the memories!

Filth was so much easier before triple anal.

[Jamespepperpot]

Yet again our government clamps down on some of the little bit of freedom we have left... What about poor souls like me in my mid twenties with no credit card??? I'll be keeping any hedge porn I find from now on

[WesD]

Suppose you could all use DuckDuck to access it, how would they know right?!

[Lucan]

Geez grandads just get yourselves a VPN already

 

Just tell your other half it's for cyber security.

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

I'm no expert, but isn't there, potentially, a fundamental flaw with the concept and use of VPNs, "discreet" search engines and "access only" areas of the tinterweb?

 

My logic would be that as soon as someone subscribes to something that purports to provide "discretion / or privacy" it simultaneously runs up a flag, which says to those that might want / need to know what's going on behind the cloak of anonymity, where to look...

 

Like putting all the dodgy geezers in one place and providing a target where to focus all the attention.

 

Hide in the wide open has been shown to be an effective method (to a point) for some very effective, noncy, scumbags - Saville for example.