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[AHPP]

52 minutes ago, openspaceman said:

Heretic

 

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

[Mesterh]

54 minutes ago, peds said:

 

In a frying pan. Throw the toastie machine away.

I've just bought a brevillie 3 in 1, it does waffle's and everything!

Only Satan would make a cheese toastie in a frying pan. Just saying, like. Ok plus, It's all in black and white in  genesis 24:103,  if you did your research you would know.

 

[peds]

Ah, if it does waffles too, that's a different matter. What's the third thing?

 

But honestly, frying pan or, ideally, a flat-top or plancha, or griddle. But those aren't really that common in home kitchens, so... frying pan. 

[Stubby]

8 hours ago, Mesterh said:

 

When you're dead, you're dead.

 

That's the bit I was alluding to . I can't prove it of course but its what I believe .

[peds]

1 hour ago, Stubby said:

That's the bit I was alluding to . I can't prove it of course but its what I believe .

 

But it's still eternal. So everyone is right!

[Stubby]

14 minutes ago, peds said:

 

But it's still eternal. So everyone is right!

I would have thought so but , as I said before I can't prove it either way .

[openspaceman]

1 hour ago, Stubby said:

That's the bit I was alluding to . I can't prove it of course but its what I believe .

We'll be finding out sooner than most and only we could get a surprise, I've been wrong before.

[Johnsond]

10 hours ago, manco said:

clearly they are questioning if youre worth what youre charging them. im betting youre not.

might have known youd be a f*cking cyclist to add to the rest of your crimes

sounds about right, so full of yourself and your own self-righteousness and everyone else just thinks youre a useless tit

My day rate is fixed as per the ODIA agreement before I start any project, regarding competency 😂I do ok but do have to complete a quarterly exam to jeep my certification valid. Cycling?? You ain’t the sharpest most perceptive  individual are you ?? Track and truck etc etc should lead you to the fact it is some  form of motor sport in this case it  is MX  not Cycling 😞. Anyway Sherlock Holmes I’ll leave you to it. 
 

[manco]

2 minutes ago, Johnsond said:

My day rate is fixed as per the ODIA agreement before I start any project, regarding competency 😂I do ok but do have to complete a quarterly exam to jeep my certification valid. Cycling?? You ain’t the sharpest most perceptive  individual are you ?? Track and truck etc etc should lead you to the fact it is some  form of motor sport in this case it  is MX  not Cycling 😞. Anyway Sherlock Holmes I’ll leave you to it. 
 

whatever Bungle

[peds]

In all fairness, yeah, manco dropped the ball on that one. Dave definitely isn't a cyclist.

 

Anyway, back to the news...

I see Greece is on fire again.