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[Ratman]

Can she ever string a coherent sentence together?

Can never tell which way shes looking half the time [emoji102] and as for hearing her right…. she shpeaks wurse thwan kwiss pthwackam!

[roboted]

She's been at the sherry,  Shirley?

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The not a full stop thingy.

[Moose McAlpine]

10 minutes ago, Ratman said:

Can never tell which way shes looking half the time and as for hearing her right…. she shpeaks wurse thwan kwiss pthwackam!

 

A walking, sorry, waddling train wreck.

[David Cropper]

9 hours ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

OMFG WTAF?

 

Should I change my inherent hostility to sympathy?

 

For anyone that bemoans the state of the current government - and I’m not suggesting it would be entirely unjustifiable in certain circumstances - just listen to the state of what would have been a ministerial alternative:

 

Diane Abbott incomprehensible in latest car-crash interview

FOXHOLE.NEWS

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Diane Abbott struggled to get her words out on Friday evening in an exchange with Cathy Newman on Times Radio. The...

 

Pissed as a pudding. Or stupider than ever.

[Stubby]

10 hours ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

OMFG WTAF?

 

Should I change my inherent hostility to sympathy?

 

For anyone that bemoans the state of the current government - and I’m not suggesting it would be entirely unjustifiable in certain circumstances - just listen to the state of what would have been a ministerial alternative:

 

Diane Abbott incomprehensible in latest car-crash interview

FOXHOLE.NEWS

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Diane Abbott struggled to get her words out on Friday evening in an exchange with Cathy Newman on Times Radio. The...

 

Genuine " frontier gibberish "

[MattyF]

She sounds unwell like she's had a stroke or is on drugs ... thank god that never became Home Secretary though , especially if you think our current lot did bad this alternative would not bare thinking about.

[PeteB]

I see that loathsome turd, Cummings, is spouting forth his bile again. Why doesn't he understand that his employer decided that he was unworthy and had to go? Whinging on is not going to get him a job anywhere! 

[nepia]

I agree Pete but much of what he says has a large ring of truth to it, e.g. Boris himself saying 'how did I ever get to be PM?'!

 

But yes, he's a jilted lover and no mistake; time to STFU!

[Stere]

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Whinging on is not going to get him a job anywhere! 

 

Im sure he will find some well paid jobs earning millions for a few hrs work each month consulting for  some shadowy bond villian style org/ think tank. /data harvesting /AI type org thing etc.

 

Seems to be the way of things.

[sime42]

As long as he is allowed to turn up to work in some skanky looking tracksuit bottoms all will be well for him.