Making the news today....

[the village idiot]

9 minutes ago, Mortimer Firewood said:

Life’s changed a lot much of it for the better I was waiting for the world to change I gave up and changed myself 🙏🏻

Ha! Love it!

 

You can't change the direction of the wind, but you can adjust your sails.

[Craig Johnson]

come on then who was it?

Tree of the Year chopped down to make way for housing estate despite protests

METRO.CO.UK

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The Happy Man tree has been felled.

 

[Mick Dempsey]

Load of nonsense, Tree of the Year my hairy arse!

 

[eggsarascal]

8 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

Load of nonsense, Tree of the Year my hairy arse!

 

Don't hold back, say it as you see it.

[Craig Johnson]

2 hours ago, Mick Dempsey said:

Load of nonsense, Tree of the Year my hairy arse!

 

was the vote rigged? there's a lot of that going on apparently

[Khriss]

Think i have seen it all now  🙁

 

Danish children’s cartoon features man with huge magical penis

WWW.THETIMES.CO.UK

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The public service broadcaster in Denmark has scored a ratings hit with an animated series aimed primarily at children aged four to eight about a man with a prodigiously long penis.John...

 

 

Reliably informed that this is acceptable in Denmark  🙄 K

[PeteB]

CNN now, pro Trump protesters storm the Capital building!

[eggsarascal]

12 minutes ago, PeteB said:

CNN now, pro Trump protesters storm the Capital building!

Democracy.

 

He knows he's got to do one, or go to jail. 

 

He must be shiting himself.

[Stere]

 

[eggsarascal]

You couldn't make it up.

 

 

COVID-19 lockdown fines reviewed in Derbyshire after women 'treated like criminals' over country walk

NEWS.SKY.COM

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"We were literally two villages away from home," Jessica Allen, who was walking with her friend in Derbyshire, told...