Making the news today....

[eggsarascal]

It's gone mad already, just been to Tesco the shelves are emptying fast. 

 

Whats Boris going to announce at 5pm, lockdown from midnight tonight?

[Steve Bullman]

Its looking that way! We also just got back from tescos, first itme theres been queues outside in a while. I doubt theres any toilet roll left by now

[eggsarascal]

1 minute ago, Steve Bullman said:

Its looking that way! We also just got back from tescos, first itme theres been queues outside in a while. I doubt theres any toilet roll left by now

I only went for a crate of beer, the beer isle was running dry.

[gary112]

Our local Tesco gone crazy today aswell,they got a traffic light system in place to enter the shop,feels like your in a race waiting for green light,bog roll gone aswell

[breffni]

7 minutes ago, gary112 said:

Our local Tesco gone crazy today aswell,they got a traffic light system in place to enter the shop,feels like your in a race waiting for green light,bog roll gone aswell

People are f@#king idiots. 

[Mick Dempsey]

RIP Sean Connery, my favourite Bond and as stylish a film star as you will find.

 

Seemed like a decent bloke as well.

Edited October 31, 2020 by Mick Dempsey

[Khriss]

29 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

RIP Sean Connery, my favourite Bond and as stylish a film star as you will find.

 

Seemed like a decent bloke as well.

First film ??? The Hill , was cracking in that right from the start . K

[Khriss]

Godsake , only in Essex      

 

 

Essex firefighters rescue three men from tumble dryer

WWW.BBC.CO.UK

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Two men were in the industrial-sized dryer when the third's ankles became trapped as he crawled in.

 

 

K

[Husqvarna King]

1 hour ago, Khriss said:

Godsake , only in Essex      

 

 

Essex firefighters rescue three men from tumble dryer

WWW.BBC.CO.UK

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Two men were in the industrial-sized dryer when the third's ankles became trapped as he crawled in.

 

 

K

To be fair after the shit Essex weather this week I was tempted to get in the dryer after work ?

[trigger_andy]

4 hours ago, Mick Dempsey said:

Seemed like a decent bloke as well.

Quite the legend.  

 

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Edited October 31, 2020 by trigger_andy