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[Sutton]

Former Labour MP Frank Field set to become a peer

[Stubby]

1 hour ago, Sutton said:

Seem to be a lot of experts on Official Secrets Act.

Any ex-servicemen care to comment?

I want to join the secret service . Mmmmm , now then , can you keep a secret ?  Well yes . Ok your in then ! ?

[eggsarascal]

6 hours ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

That was hilarious Egger. If ever you needed evidence in support of Big J’s argument for removing the vote from the underclass. 
 

Particularly liked the T shirt election timetable sketch. 1 piece of information- 2 completely contrary interpretations of it. Both interpretations completely appropriate given the input source but resulting in an intransigent difference of opinion. - classic trickery. 
 

 

If that clip is true I've changed my mind, and run with J. I wouldn't let them take my  dog out for a walk never mind vote.

[difflock]

5 hours ago, The avantgardener said:

Is this former head of MI6 the same one that stuck his nose in the election calling Corbyn a “danger to the country”or is this a different shit stirrer?

surely someone has asked him to back up his claim?

Show us the proof or shut the f**k up I say.

I presumed he was, but hey, at least in that respect he was absolutely correct.

But it might be another one, but I figure heads of MI6 stay in post for many many years.

So very few retired ones likely to be still alive at any given time.

Edited June 6, 2020 by difflock

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

2 hours ago, eggsarascal said:

If that clip is true I've changed my mind, and run with J. I wouldn't let them take my  dog out for a walk never mind vote.

It’s the same up Norf Egger. 
 

Put a shaved monkey in a cheap suit with a red rosette and the clowns would have him in Parliament. 

(PS Staffs moorland is

s Norf MIDLANDS - otherwise I’ve married a norfener and that wouldnt do!)

 

Edited June 6, 2020 by kevinjohnsonmbe

[donnk]

keep your eye on the monkey hangers.

 

Monkey hanger - Wikipedia

EN.WIKIPEDIA.ORG

 

 

[Sutton]

6 minutes ago, donnk said:

keep your eye on the monkey hangers.

 

Monkey hanger - Wikipedia

EN.WIKIPEDIA.ORG

 

 

 

 

[eggsarascal]

8 minutes ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

It’s the same up Norf Egger. 
 

Put a shaved monkey in a cheap suit with a red rosette and the clowns would have him in Parliament. 

(PS Staffs moorland is

s Norf MIDLANDS - otherwise I’ve married a norfener and that wouldnt do!)

 

Phew, glad I came out of the Norf Midlands, wouldn't want folk thinking that sort of thing  about me.

[eggsarascal]

10 minutes ago, donnk said:

keep your eye on the monkey hangers.

 

Monkey hanger - Wikipedia

EN.WIKIPEDIA.ORG

 

 

That would get you battered in my ex local when I was in the Midlands. Someone sarcastically asked the landlord (Hartlepool lad) "who hung the monkey" one night, it didn't end well.

[Mick Dempsey]

I have always found them rather proud of it.

 

I met one in a French bar, called him a monkey hanger, he was happy that his little town was so famous, this was before I spoke much French so my BiL explained the story to the locals, the French considèred it hilarious.