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All humans beings should stick to wanking. All the Earth's problems would then be solved within 70 years.

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14 hours ago, Mark J said:

He means, I suggest, that the 'virus' are people of non-white skin colour. Which makes him a bit of horrible racist, if that was what he was suggesting. If not, then I apologise for any percieved insult.
Eggs is real.

I’ll have to disagree with you there Mark (again)

 

 

Im not so sure Eggs is real ???

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2 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

Keep it.

QED!

 

There you have it!

 

A random word generator NOT a sentient human being.....

 

If it really was a living, breathing, conscious life form, it would have sent me the parcel I’ve been waiting for and saved me struggling with a pond pump and a length of flexible 2” pipe!

 

 

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1 minute ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

QED!

 

There you have it!

 

A random word generator NOT a sentient human being.....

 

If it really was a living, breathing, conscious life form, it would have sent me the parcel I’ve been waiting for and saved me struggling with a pond pump and a length of flexible 2” pipe!

 

 

Oh bollocks! I forgot all about it, I'll get onto it.

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54 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

The thing is it's been getting on my nerves sliding around the back of the van.

So?, in those circumstances, how could you "forget about it"?

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