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[eggsarascal]

40 minutes ago, David Cropper said:

And you say that my standards are low, Mr Johnson! Welcome into the fold, my boy.

Any port in a storm, David. Well that's what a sailor once told me.

[trigger_andy]

12 minutes ago, tree-fancier123 said:

If you and her were washed up on a desert island, you'd be longing to be shipwrecked between her thighs.

'If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with.'

What? Are you for real? Are we still talking about that fat old hag? Id seriously rather just have a chug. I think Id be physically sick, I feel queasy just thinking about it. 

[David Cropper]

6 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

Any port in a storm, David. Well that's what a sailor once told me.

Hhmm, a sailor eh, Eggs? Could this possibly be the Sausage Jockey formerly known as Kevin " Your a comely young man" Johnson? Stay well away.

[David Cropper]

6 minutes ago, trigger_andy said:

What? Are you for real? Are we still talking about that fat old hag? Id seriously rather just have a chug. I think Id be physically sick, I feel queasy just thinking about it. 

"I'd rather just have a chug". How quaint.

[trigger_andy]

Just now, David Cropper said:

"I'd rather just have a chug". How quaint.

Reality is rarely quaint. 

 

I think Id rather have a chug with a cactus in my hand that go anywhere near her. 

[David Cropper]

3 minutes ago, trigger_andy said:

Reality is rarely quaint. 

 

I think Id rather have a chug with a cactus in my hand that go anywhere near her. 

Is that a Scottish thing?

[tree-fancier123]

15 minutes ago, trigger_andy said:

What? Are you for real? Are we still talking about that fat old hag? Id seriously rather just have a chug. I think Id be physically sick, I feel queasy just thinking about it. 

No. After a while your eye would catch her sensuous curves and your body would do the talking.   To start with you'd be doing it thinking of some other creature, maybe like below, but after a while when it dawned on you there was no escape you would begin to enjoy her body as it looks more and more

Edited April 8, 2020 by tree-fancier123

[trigger_andy]

Just now, David Cropper said:

Is that a Scottish thing?

I think you could be right? Scotland has a long tradition of growing Cacti. 

[eggsarascal]

5 minutes ago, David Cropper said:

Hhmm, a sailor eh, Eggs? Could this possibly be the Sausage Jockey formerly known as Kevin " Your a comely young man" Johnson? Stay well away.

 

7 minutes ago, David Cropper said:

Hhmm, a sailor eh, Eggs? Could this possibly be the Sausage Jockey formerly known as Kevin " Your a comely young man" Johnson? Stay well away.

Comely, that's not a word you hear everyday. You know I'm far to discreet to name names. Yes it was Kev...

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

Just now, trigger_andy said:

I think you could be right? Scotland has a long tradition of growing Cacti. 

Prickly bastards more likely.....