I wonder whats wrong with this one?

[Mark Bolam]

Everyone's done it when they've done a bit.

If you don't notice at tensioning stage though you should smack yourself with a blackthorn limb.

In the goolies.

[oldwoodcutter]

Reminds me of the old boys on the forestry commission cutting gangs 40 years ago. Sometimes during the lunch break, our resident joker in the pack would amble off and turn the chain round on someone's saw, when we got up to start again those that knew what was afoot would see how long it would take the butt of the prank to notice it . Happy days.

[Wood-be]

Yeap been there done that. Atleast it's not as bad as putting chain oil in the fuel tank of the chainsaw. That's what my groundie did to his saw recently. Won't be letting that one lie for while!!!!

 

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[flatyre]

when I was a first year apprentice bricklayer I was given the job of stripping the plaster off an old hospital using a big old kango hammer that ran off a tow behind generator/compressor. One day it stopped working and the foreman told me to go find a new fallopian tube....

[Stubby]

when I was a first year apprentice bricklayer I was given the job of stripping the plaster off an old hospital using a big old kango hammer that ran off a tow behind generator/compressor. One day it stopped working and the foreman told me to go find a new fallopian tube....

 

Did that fix it ok ?

[Woodworks]

Isn't that the latest 550xp New Edition ?

 

Don't think so. It starts when warm and no bits have fallen off.

[peatff]

when I was a first year apprentice bricklayer I was given the job of stripping the plaster off an old hospital using a big old kango hammer that ran off a tow behind generator/compressor. One day it stopped working and the foreman told me to go find a new fallopian tube....

 

Did he mean an umbilical cord ?

[outonalimb]

Don't think so. It starts when warm and no bits have fallen off.

 

Nice one

[Mygalomorph]

This is also a Nice prank to make the unseasoned "chainsaw experts" prematurely grayhaired

[TimberCutterDartmoor]

We've all done it(?)... I did it on my assessment, thankfully noticed before the assessor did

 

No, never done it. Those saws cut even better with no chain on at all, let alone backwards