What do you call them....

[ballibeg]

They're not buying a car so they're not tyre kickers.

 

They're not buying second hand so they're not nice tie, nice suit, no money.

 

They are sounding off about the logs they bought last year at 0% moisture. They are telling you how to use a chainsaw. They are telling you your bags are too small and prices too big.

 

What to call them though? Log rollers? Wood wind ups? Kindling catchers?

 

:-)

[Mortimer Firewood]

Tits. Me and another local merchant often chat about various customers the same ones come up over and over moaning about a perfect load.

[Steve.mill]

Somebody else's customer goodbye !!!

[Bob_z_l]

A waster?

 

waster time

waster space

 

;-)

 

Bob

[Stubby]

They're not buying a car so they're not tyre kickers.

 

They're not buying second hand so they're not nice tie, nice suit, no money.

 

They are sounding off about the logs they bought last year at 0% moisture. They are telling you how to use a chainsaw. They are telling you your bags are too small and prices too big.

 

What to call them though? Log rollers? Wood wind ups? Kindling catchers?

 

:-)

 

Complete knob .

[ArthurBottlesworth]

Bet they work for the government

[Woodworks]

Somebody else's customer goodbye !!!

 

 

For us it's how you advertise.

 

We started with ads in the local rag and got lot's of the sort described. Loads of phone calls with "what's your best price" etc. Set up a simple web page for about the same cost as a couple of adds in the paper explaining why are logs are good with all pricing explained and to date we have had no "Somebody else's customer goodbye !!!" through it. Think we must be lucky though reading the nightmare types that many seem to get.

[NoRush]

I pass them type on to my competition let them deal with em. Cannot be bothered with people who think they know everything

[biggarlogs]

numpties..

[Daniel Jiggins]

numpties..

 

 

Spot on! We have started charging 'numpty tax' for the worst offenders!!