The Fifty and Above Club....if you're any younger don't even think about posting.

[Doug Tait]

Christ. 

I knew we were measuring in inches, but not that many! Your record's safe 👍

[Bob_z_l]

Winners are Grinners  blimey 73" !

 

I had no idea how far mine went, not that far I think. 

I could see the screen and it looked like a pink fleshy tube trip. Till the bends got tighter and I felt like I was being dynorodded. Most unpleasant. Not the most painful thing I've done but one on the "not to be repeated" list if at all possible. 

Still the "all clear" made up for it. 

 

 

 

[Doug Tait]

Oh, great.

[roboted]

@Doug Tait

Oh Bugger. (Please  pardon the expression.)

[Drifter2406]

On 28/08/2014 at 22:12, openspaceman said:

 

The tinnitus is my worst ailment (known ones anyway) Despite always wearing helmet and muffs I'm told it was probably the spectacles that ruined the seal around my ears. It may seem trivial but I find it most distracting and annoying. Funny thing is it didn't affect my biennial medical hearing test.

 

Recently I've realised I can no longer do pull ups on the kitchen door frame skirting, this may be a result of my sedentary occupation now.

Certainly not trivial, Tinnitus is life changing, I have had it for a number of years now and it has got worse, in extreme cases it can shorten your life because of stress and other indirect relation to it. Drives you absolutely nuts sometimes.

[nepia]

I note that no-one's putting their hands up 🤮 to having things inserted up the front end.

Been there a couple of times and would have taken the rearwards option at the drop of a hat or latex glove. Most unpleasant despite the numbing cream the nurse gently applied first 😨.  Made me feel sick.

So come on - who's enjoyed that one?

[roboted]

41 minutes ago, nepia said:

I note that no-one's putting their hands up 🤮 to having things inserted up the front end.

Been there a couple of times and would have taken the rearwards option at the drop of a hat or latex glove. Most unpleasant despite the numbing cream the nurse gently applied first 😨.  Made me feel sick.

So come on - who's enjoyed that one?

No, No thank you, Niet, Nada.

You're a braver man than I am Gunga Din.

Just  the thought of it gives me a numbing sensation in the nether region.

[daveindales]

PSA just come back as normal. 55 now, so going to get one done every year. Every man over 50 is entitled to one each year as far as I know.

[derek robinson]

3 hours ago, nepia said:

I note that no-one's putting their hands up 🤮 to having things inserted up the front end.

Been there a couple of times and would have taken the rearwards option at the drop of a hat or latex glove. Most unpleasant despite the numbing cream the nurse gently applied first 😨.  Made me feel sick.

So come on - who's enjoyed that one?

Definitely never again, the person before had it the other end, tasted horrible, don't think they had washed it, B******S to that again.

[Ty Korrigan]

55 in January.

Gonna draw down my private pension fund and buy a large Turnip in the country.

Or a MEWP.

Or a truck.

I dunno what Mrs Lee will let me do TBH...