The Fifty and Above Club....if you're any younger don't even think about posting.

[The Hoond.]

On 29/08/2014 at 06:42, Mick Stockbridge said:

Anyone under fifty but no younger than forty four can join as a probationary member.

 

One rule though, don't mention that new romantic stuff you used to listen to......

Is psychobilly OK?

[farmer rod]

On 29/01/2023 at 13:00, aspenarb said:

Mooching about the yard this morning having a bit of a tidy up, noticed a full dumpy bag so had a gander thinking it was one of the bags full of rakings and that it may need to go on the fire. Kin bag is nearly brimmed with soft drink cans, I started them off with this bag a few months ago because there were cans scattered around all over the place, cannot believe how much of this crap the nippers here have gotten through and this is probably only half of it. Some of this gear is expensive,its no wonder these kids are always skint, just saying.

 

Bob

 

 

 

 

There was a time in history when, if you went across to France and stocked up on Lager, and invested the same amount of money in Marconi , by the time you had finished drinking the lager, the empty cans were wot more than the shares.

[Doug Tait]

Well, I'm not far off being officially eligible for membership here, but having just sat in the co-op car park thinking "FFS, the ignorant twat, nothing wrong with her the lazy cow" as a lass parked in the disabled bay and ran into the shop, before looking to my right at the car load of young lads next to me with wide eyes and their tongues hanging out, then realising the salient point of what I'd just witnessed was an absolutely gorgeous, athletic young woman in horsey gear just got out of a mint Focus RS, I thought it's probably time to start familiarising myself with the comfy chairs in this thread.

 

Can someone close the window please, can't abide a draught on my neck.

[Mick Dempsey]

4 minutes ago, Doug Tait said:

Well, I'm not far off being officially eligible for membership here, but having just sat in the co-op car park thinking "FFS, the ignorant twat, nothing wrong with her the lazy cow" as a lass parked in the disabled bay and ran into the shop, before looking to my right at the car load of young lads next to me with wide eyes and their tongues hanging out, then realising the salient point of what I'd just witnessed was an absolutely gorgeous, athletic young woman in horsey gear just got out of a mint Focus RS, I thought it's probably time to start familiarising myself with the comfy chairs in this thread.

 

Can someone close the window please, can't abide a draught on my neck.

Go and see a doctor, I have 10 years on you and any female rear end that passes muster gets a full examination from afar, especially if it’s in movement.

 

 

[Doug Tait]

Reassuring Mick thanks.

 

Been a lifelong connoisseur myself and being Scots can proudly identify a 'sight' even hidden beneath the thickest of winter coats, this event is troubling. I'm hopeful it's just overload now I'm around the city every day, but I'll take your experience on board and speak to the doc!

[petercb]

11 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

Go and see a doctor, I have 10 years on you and any female rear end that passes muster gets a full examination from afar, especially if it’s in movement.

 

 

20+ years here and I agree with you Mick, not dead yet.

[topchippyles]

42 minutes ago, Doug Tait said:

Reassuring Mick thanks.

 

Been a lifelong connoisseur myself and being Scots can proudly identify a 'sight' even hidden beneath the thickest of winter coats, this event is troubling. I'm hopeful it's just overload now I'm around the city every day, but I'll take your experience on board and speak to the doc!

Might be time to ask the doc for those blue pills doug. Personally i am good in the lunch box dept 💪

[Stubby]

71 here and still check out the gooduns . Slightly worried of portraying the " dirty old geezer " image . Most people who don't know my age put me at early 50s though . 

[dan blocker]

1 hour ago, Doug Tait said:

Well, I'm not far off being officially eligible for membership here, but having just sat in the co-op car park thinking "FFS, the ignorant twat, nothing wrong with her the lazy cow" as a lass parked in the disabled bay and ran into the shop, before looking to my right at the car load of young lads next to me with wide eyes and their tongues hanging out, then realising the salient point of what I'd just witnessed was an absolutely gorgeous, athletic young woman in horsey gear just got out of a mint Focus RS, I thought it's probably time to start familiarising myself with the comfy chairs in this thread.

 

Can someone close the window please, can't abide a draught on my neck.

Before you get too old you should get off your lazy arse and follow her in and find out if she’s looking for anything at the back/ bottom of the chest freezers just to confirm your eyesight’s not failing as well🤔

[dan blocker]

4 minutes ago, Stubby said:

71 here and still check out the gooduns . Slightly worried of portraying the " dirty old geezer " image . Most people who don't know my age put me at early 50s though . 

Yea, right🤔 Peter Pan🙄