Philosophical one liners

[JimM]

Drummed into me from my Dad: Do unto others as you would have done unto yourself.

 

One of my favourites: Some days you're the pigeon, others you're the statue.

[openboater]

If anyone asks 'Are you a man or a mouse?' reply with 'Squeek squeek, pass the cheese'.

[Eddy_t]

'never put your finger where you wouldn't put your c#ck!'...especially true with woodchippers!

 

Yeah, but its difficult to operate chipper controls with that, much easier with fingers

 

 

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[Robbyrasta]

Erhm, not sure on language use..,

"(The brown stuff) happens"

[Mesterh]

No one ever thinks that they are the prick.

[Graham]

Drummed into me by fallers: A foot at the bottom's worth a yard at the top. To this day I hate to see a high stump.

[John Hughes]

In life, if something is worth doing then it is worth doing to excess.

[gensetsteve]

Fish and guests go off after 3 days ( one of my mothers )

 

And first place I heard this one was log man nr Ludgershall about doing logs

'doing the unprofitable for the ungrateful '

[GardenKit]

No such word as 'can't'

[treequip]

Nothing is impossible, but often lack of effort makes it seem that way