Funny lines that customers come out with!

[oldwoodcutter]

" you've taken too much off,can you put some back on again ha ha"

excuse me while i bust my gut laughing at that one.

[TTP]

"Just lop it off there mate" and also when they stand under the tree whilst your in it telling you your job!!!

[Rich Rule]

" you've taken too much off,can you put some back on again ha ha"

excuse me while i bust my gut laughing at that one.

 

I just tell them - "feel free to put it back together, all the bits are in the back of the truck... I just hope your bloody good at jigsaws!"

[atree]

Or i say..

 

Sorry mrs smith think I've cut your power cable..can you put the kettle on just to check it still works..

[peatff]

You have to ask if there's a cafe handy and they say yes it's a couple of miles back that way instead of offering to put the kettle on.

[MattyF]

Can I put this in your mincer... Pointing to a pile of roots ,brambles,dead weeds and bricks.

 

I used to do a bit of tree work.

 

Can I have the logs ? Then tapping you on the shoulder continuously whilst your chipping up with a pair of loppers trying to cut every thing off down to 1cm twigs because you only cut the down the brash to 3" logs..., actually none of mine are funny just tragic.

[Ian C]

Sorry About The dog mess, I was just going to clean it up!

 

 

 

Or "can you give it a good hair cut" whf its a tree!

[Matthew Arnold]

Whilst hedge cutting a stretch of trailway and old dear (70 +) tapped me on the sghould and asked if i wouldnt mine trimming her extremely matted, overgrown bush for her husband. How i kept it together i don't no but i was laugh about it for weeks afterward.

[Dan Curtis]

It needs crowning

[ArborClimber]

When working for city council, 4 giant, 250 year old oaks, an old chap from one of the houses: "ah finally, you taking them down?" "No sorry, just a bit of trimming and deadwood". "Ach, just drop them, no-one will notice"......