Favourite saying or one liner’s.

[arbaholic]

along those lines:

 

i havent cut your eletric lines have i???

no dear

phew, the kettle still works then!

 

customer-'howd you take your tea?'

with a slice of cake and a bacon sarnie:D

 

Will have to use that last one!

[PeteB]

"Dad, can I go on the play station for 10 minutes"?

 

"Yeh, right"!

[jamesw]

my fav saying of all time is "wind your neck in" from when is was in the navy!!!

 

and everyday the phrases: "pull this off" in various guises produces a giggle from me ie "i will put a tag on this and you can pull it off". childish i know but!!!

[Topcat]

worked with a guy who always farted in the truck. "something had crawled up is a*se and died"

[kimtree]

you cant dress up a pig

 

does the pope wear a silly hat

 

as useful as a truck load of f###in monkeys

[Ian C]

a couple i use quite a lot-

 

got more chance of shittin in the queens handbag!

 

more chance of gettin a W..k of the pope!

[saxonman]

"to die for bubba"

[coolie]

"do chickens have lips?"

"Im just going out for a quick drink"

"I only work here"

"This looks like the place my Dad said Id end up at, if I never done well at school"

"Life is like a sh*t sandwhich.The more bread you have,the less sh*t you have to eat."

Edited September 2, 2009 by coolie
Too many

[arbogrunt]

'blimey, this place looks like its been burgled by gorillas'

 

'she was so ugly, she used to work in the bakery, they used to push her face in the dough to make gorilla biscuits'

 

'your as thick as a whale omlette'

 

'about as much use as a carrying handle on a Chieftain tank'

 

'if your brains were made of cotton wool, there wouldnt be enough to make a tampax for a budgie'

[log supplier]

heard this before lol..

 

ITS Guaranteed untill i pull out the street