Favourite saying or one liner’s.

[Matthew Arnold]

As much use as tits on a fish.

Well done dingus.

When tennis balls are accidentally put thru the chipper and they go miles before falling apart " And he has smashed that for 6"

[mikecotterill]

Two heads are better than one, even if there only sheeps heads.

[Matthew Arnold]

Chip Chap Chop - Pre- winter work meeting

Crash and Burn - Nice easy felling and burning job

[tommer9]

Take that for drinking dickie's milk...

[roycurwen1]

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Edited February 24, 2011 by Steve Bullman
great first post....now go away and read the forum guidelines before posting again, thanks

[difflock]

"Ya cant fix stupid"

This may not however apply to most? arbowhatsnots.

Sigh

[blackdownboy]

Gert lush

 

Like goats stareing into a bush

 

Like herding cats

 

You cant polish a turd

 

How be on young'in

 

Tickedy peach

 

Alright bert

Zider me up

[PeteB]

Don't know if this one has been on. A girls nether regions before sex are like 'an orchid with drops of morning dew'. After they're like 'a bulldog that's eaten a bowl of porridge'.

 

Thanks for that! Cannot see for laughing! Sweet vision tho.

[Pat Ferrett]

Don't know if this one has been on. A girls nether regions before sex are like 'an orchid with drops of morning dew'. After they're like 'a bulldog that's eaten a bowl of porridge'.

 

Depends on the girl! I went out with one once and her nether regions looked like a black Tom cat with a pound of liver in its mouth

[Lorry thompson]

Looked liked she was giving birth to one of the Jackson five with their mouth open!

 

Listen son I was in bagdad when you were still in your dads bag!