Jokes???

[treequip]

This should Be a thread please could you post it in general chat as a new thread :thumbup:

 

It is already

 

http://arbtalk.co.uk/forum/general-chat/11234-timber-related.html

[geoff]

On the way up an oak I noticed this,tickled me!

 

011 by geoff321, on Flickr

[Lorry thompson]

Two tree surgeons walk into a bar.The barman asks, "What you having fellers?"

[Mark Bolam]

I found my wife dead the other day. She just lay there lifeless so I decided to have sex with her one last time. Then all of a sudden she jumped up and shouted BOO!

 

Some people are just sick in the head.

[geoff]

Oh dear Mark.....up to the usual quality!

[Lorry thompson]

On the way up an oak I noticed this,tickled me!

 

011 by geoff321, on Flickr

 

Best graffiti I'd heard of my mate seen some writing on a toilet wall in really scribbly writing saying "I'm gonna #### your mam up the ####" then underneath in neat writing "go home dad your drunk" haha

[RobRainford]

My wife asked me to send her a dirty text message today. So I texted kitchen, living room, laundry, dining room.

 

[Tommy_B]

I found my wife dead the other day. She just lay there lifeless so I decided to have sex with her one last time. Then all of a sudden she jumped up and shouted BOO!

 

Some people are just sick in the head.

 

I'm sitting here crying at that one Bill. Superb!!

[BobG]

I spent 2 hours at the wife's grave today, she thinks I'm digging a pond.

[oldwoodcutter]

My mate spilt his scrabble box getting out of his car.

I asked him what's the word on the street?