Jokes???

[SamanthaSunny]

[Logdaft]

5 minutes ago, Samantha48 said:

Are you in the confused. Com category logdaft  ? ??? 

 No, I`m not gay ....... I just give them a hand out when their busy!! ?

Edited November 18, 2020 by Logdaft

[SamanthaSunny]

5 minutes ago, Logdaft said:

 No, I`m not gay ....... I just give them a hand out when their busy!! ?

Lol you do make me laugh and I love your jokes ? you be as gay as you like lol ????? 

[andy cobb]

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day:

 

The daughter said to her mother. "My hands are freezing cold."

 

The mother replied. "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up." The daughter did and her hands warmed up.

 

The next day the daughter was riding with her boy friend who said. "My hands are freezing cold."

 

The girl replied. "Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up." He did and warmed his hands. 

 

The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter. He said. "My nose is cold." 

 

The girl replied. "Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did and warmed his nose.

 

The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter and he said. "My penis is frozen solid."

 

The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother. "Have you ever heard of a penis?"

 

Slightly concerned the mother said. "Why, yes. Why do you ask?"

 

The daughter replies. They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they?" ?

[Khriss]

3 hours ago, Logdaft said:

Briliant  ? K

[Tommy_B]

[Logdaft]

[Logdaft]

Wife treats hubby by taking him to a lap dancing club for his birthday.
Doorman says "Good evening Dave – how’s tricks ?"

Wife asks "how does he know you"
Dave says "Er …I play footy with him".

Inside the barman says "usual Dave?"
Dave says to his wife "Before you say anything he’s on the darts team in our local pub".

Next a lap dancer approaches them and says "Hi Dave, do you want the special again"?

His wife storms out dragging Dave with her & jumps in a taxi.
The Driver says "Bloody ‘ell Dave, you've pulled a right minger this week".

 

 

[Logdaft]

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