Jokes???

[sloth]

[devon TWiG]

A joke from Matelot's Christmas cracker .......What is the only thing to have settled in this country recently and not claimed benefits ??...................SNOW !!!

[oldwoodcutter]

A group of Irish divers have been swimming round the titanic recently , and where surprised to see that the swimming pool was still full.

[oldwoodcutter]

Or the Irish lad with a young family, decided that his time would be better spent working from home . . . as a multi drop delivery driver [emoji52]

[eggsarascal]

I wish people up the pub wouldn't ask what you had for Christmas dinner.

 

A vegan said to me today, "people who sell meat are disgusting".

 

I said, "people who sell fruit and veg are grocer".

[Big J]

What do you call a native American suffering from hair loss?

 

Apache.

 

Sorry, that was one I made up. You know you're truly part of the 'Dad' community when you start thinking of awful jokes yourself

[the village idiot]

4 minutes ago, Big J said:

What do you call a native American suffering from hair loss?

 

Apache.

 

Sorry, that was one I made up. You know you're truly part of the 'Dad' community when you start thinking of awful jokes yourself

What do you do if you trip over a native american's peace pipe?

 

Sioux.

 

Can I join, Big J?

[Big J]

By all means! It's broad and inclusive club!

[the village idiot]

What does a native american do after drinking too much PG Tips?

 

A tea pee.

[eggsarascal]

Mrs Egg thought it would be a good idea to buy a talking parrot.

 

She took it back after a week.

 

"This parrot hasn't spoken a word", she complained.

 

"I haven't had a fecking chance yet", said the parrot