Jokes???

[Yournamehere]

There are 11 types of people in the world.

Those who understand binary, those who don't and a third group.

[Shane]

For the philosiphers amongst you......

How different the world would be if semen tasted of chocolate.

[peatff]

My girlfriend told me if I didn't stop singing "I'm a believer" by Smash Mouth she would dump me...

 

 

 

 

I thought she was joking but then i saw her face

For those of us who were around for the Monkees version who is smash mouth?

 

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[peatff]

I was telling my friend about a girl I went out with who had hairy feet and she was a really heavy sleeper. He said 'comatose ?' I admitted I was tempted but it seemed a bit kinky.

 

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[eggsarascal]

For those of us who were around for the Monkees version who is smash mouth?

 

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Never heard of em.

 

Not a trace in my mind.

[Stubby]

Never heard of em.

 

Not a trace in my mind.

 

[TGB]

There are 11 types of people in the world.

 

Those who understand binary, those who don't and a third group.

 

 

I thought that was 10.

[Stubby]

I thought that was 10.

 

You make 11

[Rough Hewn]

In binary 10 is company 11 is a crowd

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[Mark J]

A girl and her boyfriend get invited to a fancy dress party, and both of them decide to pick out costumes without telling each other. On the evening of the party, the girl feels Ill and decides not to go to the party, but watched in earnest as her boyfriend dresses up as spiderman, complete with a mask, and leaves for the party.Later on, the girl feels better and decided to go to the party in the end, with her costume on.When she arrives at the party, she sees her boyfriend in the spiderman costume, dancing and flirting with many girls. Annoyed, she goes up to him to test how far he'll go with his flirting.As he wouldn't realise who she was in her costume, she flirted with him, and they ended up having sex. She stormed straight home, furious at her cheating boyfriend.Later, her boyfriend came back to see her lying on the bed, fuming.'And how was your night?' she asked.'well, I didn't really want to go to the party as you didnt go, so I stopped at your dads house. He borrowed my spiderman costume and went to the party and he said he had a great time, even scored!"