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A man notices a little boy wearin a fireman hat, sittin in a cart bein pulled by his pet dog. When he gets closer he notices the cart is tied to the dogs bollocks 'thats a nice fire engine' said the man. 'wouldn't the dog pull faster tho if you tied the rope to his collar?'. Yes said the boy, but then i wouldn't have a siren.

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A taxi driver takes a female passenger from one side of town to the other. As the driver pulls up at the final destination, the female passenger who is in the back seat says "I'm afraid that I don't have enough money to pay for the fare.". The lady then opens her legs to expose herself to the taxi driver, and says with a surreptitious smile "However, I can pay with this". The taxi driver pauses, he looks down twice, and then replies to the lady "Do you have anything smaller?".

 

 

 

 

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