Jokes???

[Bolt]

On 01/11/2022 at 08:42, Steve Bullman said:

This seems to have become a meme thread rather than a joke thread.

 

Old style Joke

 

Her diary: He seems so distracted right now. He barely grunted at me when he came in this evening. I tried to initiate conversation but I was getting nothing back. All through dinner I couldn't get a word out of him and then he went and watched the match on TV. By the time the match was over I'd changed into my sexiest negligee and I gave him the come-on and we went upstairs and made love, but I couldn't feel any connection at all and he still didn't want to talk. His thoughts are with another woman, I'm sure of it, and it's tearing me apart. Why does my life have to be like this?

 

His diary: Crap day at work. Really tired. Got laid though.

 

 

 

[Mick Dempsey]

9 hours ago, nepia said:

One of the best comedy series ever;  the oneliners from Hawkeye and MacIntyre were simply non-stop and hilarious

Saw a bit of an episode lately, thought it aged rather badly if I’m honest.

Was only years later someone pointed out to me that Alan Alda was basically doing a ‘Groucho Marx’ the whole time.

[difflock]

12 hours ago, Mick Dempsey said:

For those of you old enough to remember M.A.S.H

A brilliant pithy observation.

[Rac man]

[Doug Tait]

 

[Rac man]

[Bolt]

I once said to a Waitress, “May I ask you something about the menu please?”.

To my amazement she slapped me.

 

“What was that for?” I stammered.

 

“The men I please are none of your business!” She said.

[Bolt]

The other day I asked my boss if he’d agree to a pay rise.

 

“Why would I want to do that?” He asked.

 

I told him that there were at least 3 different companies after me.

 

“Really” he asked sceptically “Which ones?"

 

"Gas, Water, and Electric."

[Logdaft]

[Rac man]