Jokes???

[dan494]

Paddy and Mick are going home from a night out and realise that they don't have enough money for a taxi so they decide to go to the Bus depot and steal a bus. Mick breaks into the depot as Paddy stood guard. After a while Paddy decided to see what was keeping Mick so he looked through the gate where he saw Mick running from bus to bus looking worried

"What the hell are you doing?" Hissed Paddy.

Mick replied, "I can't find a number 6 bus anywhere Paddy."

Holding his hands to his head in disbelief Paddy barked

"You idiot Mick, steal a number 8 and we'll get off at the roundabout and walk the rest of the feckin way."

 

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[Tommy_B]

My girlfriend told me if I didn't stop singing "I'm a believer" by Smash Mouth she would dump me...

 

 

 

 

I thought she was joking but then i saw her face

 

This is one of my favourite posts in a long time.

[Tommy_B]

There are two types of people in the world. Those who can extrapolate data

[the village idiot]

There are two types of people in the world. Those who can extrapolate data

 

:lol:

[agg221]

There are two types of people in the world. Those who can extrapolate data

 

Oi, that one is extremely unfair on us OCD types

[the village idiot]

Oi, that one is extremely unfair on us OCD types

 

Alec, there's no full stop at the end of your sentence!

[agg221]

Alec, there's no full stop at the end of your sentence!

 

No, that's because an emoticon serves as an alternative punctuation mark, equivalent to a question mark or exclamation mark (do you really think I could have submitted that post without at least triple-checking it?)

 

Alec

[the village idiot]

No, that's because an emoticon serves as an alternative punctuation mark, equivalent to a question mark or exclamation mark (do you really think I could have submitted that post without at least triple-checking it?)

 

Alec

 

[TreeProfessional]

There are two types of people in the world. Those who can extrapolate data

 

That's just mean.

[Tommy_B]

That's just mean.

 

That's why it's my favourite!