Jokes???

[Lowestoft Firewood]

A sultana walks into a bank and says 'I'd like to open up a current account please.'

 

I had a mate drown in a bowl of muesli the other day.

 

He was pulled in by a strong currant.

[Mark J]

Devastated,

A very sad day today. After seven years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients and can now no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.

[Stubby]

Devastated,

A very sad day today. After seven years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients and can now no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.

 

As posted by Big J no 1651

[Mark J]

As posted by Big J no 1651

 

Hadn't seen that, did make me laugh though.

[Stubby]

Hadn't seen that, did make me laugh though.

 

It is indeed a cracker . As is Marks joke about the drunk and the £20 in his top pocket .

[Christopher Schroeter]

The boy came home from school...

 

Dad...why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

 

Dunno son why?

 

Cos it was dead!

[chuck norris]

Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?

It drove down the lane and turned into a field

[Christopher Schroeter]

Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?

It drove down the lane and turned into a field

Ha that is one of my all time favourites

[Christopher Schroeter]

What's grey, howls at the moon and is made out of concrete?

 

A Wolf.

 

I threw the concrete in to make it hard!

[Riggerbear]

What's green, got six legs and if it fell out of a tree and hit you, it would kill you ?

A snooker table