Locked in the forest!

[Burgess]

Only the pewag (black with the red trim bit) would be able to resist a decent smack with a hammer or two spanners, and even then a grinder would be through in no time.

[eggsarascal]

19 minutes ago, Mark Bolam said:

So why didn’t he just walk to the pub?

It's a fair argument.

[Mark Bolam]

Back on track, are you still there @jmac or did you sort it out?

[htb]

Just a skeleton of his former self remains as he didn't have 3 ropes to climb the gate.

[Dbikeguy]

back of the axe to smack them,failing that, tow rope to the 4x4 and pull!

[Baldbloke]

What about lifting one of the gates off the hinges?........

[eggsarascal]

9 minutes ago, Baldbloke said:

What about lifting one of the gates off the hinges?........

Unless they've had the nuts weided on to stop them getting lifted for scrap.

[Mark Bolam]

Or opposing hinges like most down here now.

[Rough Hewn]

Hit the top one. It's Chinese cheese.[emoji106]

[Stubby]

11 hours ago, josharb87 said:

I would guess that he went in (via his lock which I'm guessing is one of the bottom 3, hence his predicament) someone came in (or out or in and out!)  after (through their lock) and has "tightened" the loop when re-connecting their lock, effectively rendering the three lowest locks unless for being able to come in or out.

 

Following?

Yes that has happened to me .  But everything so far is a guess ?