Job description/What they mean (Just for fun)

[Dionysus]

Great thread haha!

 

"I don't remember the job the quote was that long ago" = It's a shit quote.

"The saw should be sharp" = It's been decked.

"looking for climber in x location" on the day before the job = I've been well and truly shafted.

 

 

 

 

[Mick Dempsey]

“Family run business”

 

Expect the door to be shut in your face anytime any decisions are made,

unless you marry the ugly daughter. 

[AHPP]

This thread is your best work, Mick, not far behind your usually excellent memes/gifs. Three cheers for you.

[Mick Dempsey]

Well, thanks I guess.

[Joe Newton]

I saw a council job offering "free parking" as a perk a while back.

 

Bloody good of them I thought. 

[eggsarascal]

22 minutes ago, Joe Newton said:

I saw a council job offering "free parking" as a perk a while back.

 

Bloody good of them I thought. 

It’s great, free onsite parking. Well thank you!

[GarethM]

T&C's may apply, parking is subject to you working from home.

[Mick Dempsey]

Fantastic opportunity to be involved in the resurrection of ancient temperate rainforests, basically it’s like working in Jurassic Park (without the velociraptors)

 

Spend years on you hands and knees in the pissing rain, you won’t be eaten by the velociraptors but more slowly by midges cutting rhodies for buttons.

[5thelement]

5 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

Fantastic opportunity to be involved in the resurrection of ancient temperate rainforests, basically it’s like working in Jurassic Park (without the velociraptors)

 

Spend years on you hands and knees in the pissing rain, you won’t be eaten by the velociraptors but more slowly by midges cutting rhodies for buttons.

Where do I sign up. 😂

[Steven P]

9 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

you won’t be eaten by the velociraptors but more slowly by midges

I'm going to use this line!!