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There was an Australian one . Can't remember who buy but one of the lines in it was ....." Hey , Santi yer clunt . You forgot me fuckin' bike "

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1 hour ago, Stubby said:

There was an Australian one . Can't remember who buy but one of the lines in it was ....." Hey , Santi yer clunt . You forgot me fuckin' bike "

can't recall the song title but its Kevin bloody Wilson, another of his songs contains the lyrics "oh darlin' i'm so horny I could die, I'd fuck a chicken on a chain tonight just to watch the feathers fly" what a poet!

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2 minutes ago, Conor Wright said:

can't recall the song title but its Kevin bloody Wilson, another of his songs contains the lyrics "oh darlin' i'm so horny I could die, I'd fuck a chicken on a chain tonight just to watch the feathers fly" what a poet!

'shes the sorta Sheila for me' or 'my grandfather's cock' my favourites ?

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1 minute ago, Husqvarna King said:

'shes the sorta Sheila for me' or 'my grandfather's cock' my favourites ?

or "you can't say cu*t in canada!" followed by "i'm a w*nker" 

The bit about prince charles.. 'e wanks 'imself too!!

Doubt they would be approved for release now!

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1 minute ago, Conor Wright said:

or "you can't say cu*t in canada!" followed by "i'm a w*nker" 

The bit about prince charles.. 'e wanks 'imself too!!

Doubt they would be approved for release now!

Or 'absolute c*nt of a day' and 'my Dick's on the dole' ? and the one about the apprentice hahaha

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6 minutes ago, Conor Wright said:

or "you can't say cu*t in canada!" followed by "i'm a w*nker" 

The bit about prince charles.. 'e wanks 'imself too!!

Doubt they would be approved for release now!

Regularly sing this to my wife ?

 

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