Weirdest thing you have found in a hedge

[trotter251]

I found a pink vibrator on a clearance job a few years ago, strapped it to the front of the van to take a photo. 

We then forgot about it and ended up driving around with a pink vibrator on the front of the van for few days. 

[eggsarascal]

5 hours ago, Toad said:

The good old days. I remember the excitement you would feel when you saw a flash of the glossy cover of a magazine between the leaves and find a hearty stash of second hand grot.

 

One time it backfired though, I was pedalling along on my bicycle to my cousin's house when I caught sight of a paper bag stuffed in a hedge. I skidded to a halt, scampered over like only a 13 year old with the promise of used w*nk fodder could, pulled the magazine from the bushes and started furiously flicking through the pages in search of lovely, friendly ladies attempting to show you what they had for breakfast, only to find it was just full of naked gentlemen with massive boners. I'd stumbled across Hampshire's finest gay porn hedge accidentally.

It's a good job there are two kinds of luck, or you wouldn't have any at all.

[openspaceman]

1 minute ago, eggsarascal said:

It's a good job there are two kinds of luck, or you wouldn't have any at all.

... born under a bad sign?

[AHPP]

I found a pink vibrator on a clearance job a few years ago, strapped it to the front of the van to take a photo.  We then forgot about it and ended up driving around with a pink vibrator on the front of the van for few days. 

 

I once strapped a neat six incher to the front of a friend’s car. It took him three days to notice. Pedestrians crossing in front of him at traffic lights were the funniest.

 

[tilly]

7.65 mm Browning with ammo Moss Side Manchester Rang Police who sent Armed unit out to collect

 

[dumper]

Box of twelve mills bombs  phoned police bomb disposal came out and told us they were practise dummy bombs. next day found another box chucked in the back of the landrover drove around for week or so then chucked into container. Phoned local military dealer came over they weren’t dummies 

[Rough Hewn]

Box of twelve mills bombs  phoned police bomb disposal came out and told us they were practise dummy bombs. next day found another box chucked in the back of the landrover drove around for week or so then chucked into container. Phoned local military dealer came over they weren’t dummies 

What's a mills bomb?

[Stubby]

29 minutes ago, Rough Hewn said:

What's a mills bomb?

Grenade . Hand grenade that is . pull the pin , throw , the lever springs out and the count down begins .....

Edited October 8, 2018 by Stubby

[kimtree]

Last century when i was an apprentice at West Dean estate a jar of what appeared to be mercury was found whilst clearing a hedge  along the  road to Singleton

[Stubby]

1 hour ago, kimtree said:

Last century when i was an apprentice at West Dean estate a jar of what appeared to be mercury was found whilst clearing a hedge  along the  road to Singleton

I thought I put that away safe ! ......

Edited October 8, 2018 by Stubby