What stupid stuff have you seen on the road today?

[Mark Bolam]

I combined two of the last posts and did that on my own once.

[spudulike]

Coffee drinker on the A1m. Breakfast used to be a seat at the breakfast table but is now a car drivers seat and cup holder at 70mph on a major road. I really don't get this coffee thing where everybody has to drive, walk, run with a Costa/Starbuck/etc paper cup full of coffee glued to their hand

[woody paul]

1 hour ago, spudulike said:

Coffee drinker on the A1m. Breakfast used to be a seat at the breakfast table but is now a car drivers seat and cup holder at 70mph on a major road. I really don't get this coffee thing where everybody has to drive, walk, run with a Costa/Starbuck/etc paper cup full of coffee glued to their hand

Not coffee in that cup Mobile phone ? 

[Yournamehere]

1 hour ago, Toxteth O,Grady said:

I saw two lads in a car going down the M6 and the wipers on their car had broken and they had tied string between the wipers and string to each end and had a pulling sequence going on , bloody genius i think . 

Nah! Genius has one string looped around the wing mirror with a balloon on the end of the string: air drag on the balloon pulls one way, single handed operation pulls contrarywise to return.

Bloody kids know nothing these days. Country's gone to dogs etc.

[daveatdave]

going round a roundabout witch has a ministry weigh bridge on it came face to face with a car coming the wrong way I slammed all on and managed to stop without hitting him  a copper came out and pulled him onto the weigh bridge 

[LeeGray]

12 hours ago, joshuatree said:

 

This one!?

This trumps all obvs!

[LeeGray]

20 hours ago, Rough Hewn said:

I used to do half the m25 twice a day, a lot.
I'd see either a saloon Audi or BMW with 4 large gentlemen inside weave expertly through all lanes.
Seen this several times.
All the vehicles had one thing in common,
a small 1" coloured dot on the back end.

What’s the dot for? Security service?

[BishBashBosh]

51 minutes ago, LeeGray said:

What’s the dot for? Security service?

ARV (Armed Response Vehicle)

[Gary Prentice]

20 minutes ago, BishBashBosh said:

ARV (Armed Response Vehicle)

What colour, and where can I get one 

[Gary Prentice]

1 hour ago, LeeGray said:

This trumps all obvs!

I dunno, what about a Gillian Taylforth?