Winning the lottery

[Haironyourchest]

So...are you still a socialist? (Gets coat...).

[eggsarascal]

So...are you still a socialist? (Gets coat...).

 

Of course so, but I've hid my wealth up in an offshore account.

[skyhuck]

Funny how money affects different people.

 

My win put 3 inches on the length of my penis.

 

Is she sure she's ready for 5 inches?

[Mark J]

Funny how money affects different people.

 

My win put 3 inches on the length of my penis.

 

New glasses?

[TIMON]

I often think to myself......

I wonder what I'd do if I didn't win the lottery......?

 

 

Timon.

[Rough Hewn]

My friends grandma won the lottery about twenty years ago. She had dementia and about a dozen grown kids.

The family tore itself apart over a couple of years.

There's an old saying,

" when the gods wish to punish us, they grant our wishes".

 

 

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[Tommy_B]

Funny how money affects different people.

 

My win put 3 inches on the length of my penis.

 

3 extra inches. Good God, I hope I don't win, I don't think the wife would be happy if it broke the 15 inch barrier

[the village idiot]

I often think to myself......

I wonder what I'd do if I didn't win the lottery......?

 

 

Timon.

 

Now there's a profound bit of posting! Love it Ti:thumbup:

 

Could be re-phrased as ' I wonder how my life would change if I decided I was earning more than enough money'

 

Certainly got me thinking

[Gary Prentice]

Your lucks really in this week. My mates made millions in Nigeria, but due to restraints on getting money out of the country his stuck.

If you send me a bill for a pump, for four million pounds and your bank details, passwords etc he'll give you half (£2,000,000.00)

[eggsarascal]

Your lucks really in this week. My mates made millions in Nigeria, but due to restraints on getting money out of the country his stuck.

If you send me a bill for a pump, for four million pounds and your bank details, passwords etc he'll give you half (£2,000,000.00)

 

Pm sent.