Winning the lottery

[Joe Newton]

3 extra inches. Good God, I hope I don't win, I don't think the wife would be happy if it broke the 15 inch barrier

Can't blame her, it'd render the one in her sock drawer obsolete!

 

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[Tommy_B]

Can't blame her, it'd render the one in her sock drawer obsolete!

 

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If I've told her once, I've told her a hundred times. Stop putting socks in my dildo drawer:thumbdown:

[Joe Newton]

If I've told her once, I've told her a hundred times. Stop putting socks in my dildo drawer[emoji107]

Cheers Bro, just dribbled red wine down my chin.

 

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[kimtree]

first rule of winning the lottery .dont tell anyone:001_smile:

[Stevie777]

first rule of winning the lottery .dont tell anyone:001_smile:

You're thinking of Fight Club, First rule of winning the lottery is to buy a big bass drum, remove your clothes and walk down the middle of the road and right into work giving it laldy.

 

How much your honour...Cash or check.??

[Lazurus]

I think I would buy a big boat and cruise the Bahamas to start with whilst deciding what to do with the rest. Damm right winning would change my life!!!!!!!!!

[Gary Prentice]

You're thinking of Fight Club, First rule of winning the lottery is to buy a big bass drum, remove your clothes and walk down the middle of the road and right into work giving it laldy.

 

How much your honour...Cash or check.??

 

Surely the first rule is to hand your notice in.

 

Second thoughts, stuff the notice - sue me if you don't like it, I'm off!!