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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer and a sandwich. The bar tender says "but you're a duck". The duck says "I see your eyes work OK". The bar tender says "and you can talk too". The duck says " and your ears work fine also, could I please have a beer and a sandwich". The bar tender says "where did you come from?" The duck says "I'm working on the building site across the road". So the bar tender gets the duck a beer and a sandwich, and the duck pays him. This goes on every lunch time for a few weeks. One day a circus comes to town and the ringmaster drops in to the bar for a drink. The bar tender says "you're from the circus aren't you?” "Yes I am" says the ringmaster. "Would you be interested in a duck that can talk?" "Talk?" "Yes, talk. Perfect English". "Well I sure would be if it's true" says the ringmaster. Next day the duck comes in and orders a beer and a sandwich as usual. The barman says to the duck "how would like a job at the circus? Great pay and lifestyle" "The circus?" asks the duck. "With the great big canvas 'big-top'. And the animals in cages?" "Yes" says the bartender. The duck replies "what the f*ck would the circus want with a plasterer?"
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This is getting ridiculous.
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you sure,, that's a feckin' long way in a punctured rubber boat, and the hotels and benefits are shite.
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you'll like it here we have lots of fans of your President, hell, one fella even fantasizes about what's in his pants.
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them cakes look a lot better than Mr. Kiplin skinny things. did you take your fishing rod with you?
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So... might be a odd question, Reeves fault for 150 job losses at a company with 3 Billion in debt. What was the reason for 250 job losses in 2023 then? The potential for a labour government perhaps. OR.... nothing to do with the Labour government at all but a company evolving into a similar but different way of operating, while piled high with huge debts. Anyway, here is the odd question, do you actually read and understand the articles you copy and paste here?
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Hi. Newbie here to the website. Hobby miller who’s just acquired a Holder A60 Turbo. Part of the deal included a front loader….. but not all the brackets are with it to mount it to the tractor. I understand there’s 2 main types for the Holder A60 ( probably the same loader for other models of Holders) mine seems the shorter version with bucket/blade tilt rams on top of the loader forearms. I have the heavy rear lower bar, that supports the 2rear upright towers (although the spacer tubes to mount this heavy bar under the front end swivel casting are missing but if someone could measure theirs I could easily make them). I have the rear upright towers but I am missing the brackets to bolt the front end of the upright towers to the front axle. Anyone have these brackets or is able to post close up pictures of these brackets showing the bolts around the axle halves and which bolts are utilised to afix? Cheers in advance G
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Time Left: 6 days and 18 hours
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A rare opportunity to purchase a low-hour, German-built professional woodchipper. The TS Industries WS/16-35DT is a high-performance machine designed for serious contractors, arborists, and estates – and this example has only done 202 genuine hours from new. It’s just had a full professional service, so it’s clean, sharp, and job-ready. 🔧 Key Specifications: Model: TS Industries WS/16-35DT Year: 2014 Engine: Kubota D1105 3-cylinder liquid-cooled diesel Power output: 34hp (25.3 kW) Known for its fuel efficiency, quiet operation, and long service life Hours: Just 202 genuine hours Service: Fully professionally serviced – filters, fluids, and checks done Build: German engineered – heavy-duty, reliable, and long-lasting 🌲 Chipping Performance: Hydraulic Infeed System – Twin feed rollers with reverse and auto-feed control Max Feed Capacity: Up to 160 mm (6.3 inches) diameter Disc/Drum: High-inertia flywheel system for smooth, powerful chipping Adjustable Discharge Chute – 270° rotation for efficient output control Trailer Mounted – Road towable with integrated turn table ✅ Why This Machine? Extremely low hours – Just 202 from new Kubota diesel engine – Robust, economical, and easy to maintain Recently serviced – No hidden surprises, ready for immediate work Perfect for: Tree surgeons, estate management, councils, and contractors German design and build quality – Built to last under daily professional use £6000 + vat ONO£6,000
Mabe, Cornwall - GB
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So I’ll give a little more on This it will throw the likes of ash,oak,beech anything like that grand but was chipping holly today and it was struggling with the green, anything that leafy or green it seems. I asked one of the lads who is always using that chipper and he “said it was gradually getting worser” (haha)
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Time Left: 6 days and 17 hours
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industrial pole access extension ladders I actually have 2 of these. they were used to go up BT pole to clear vegetation around them. Please note that the width of the product includes the stabiliser bar at the bottom of the ladder & is NOT rope operated selling £150 back or 2 for £250£150
paigtnon , devon - GB
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Time Left: 6 days and 17 hours
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You are looking at the tiger 3200kg winch with 60 meter wire rope. Only been used a couple times as can see in great condition. The handle extends to get that extra pull if needed. Very handy bit of kit its pretty much brand new open to offers.£500
Paignton , devon - GB
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Time Left: 6 days and 17 hours
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Toro 2018 Stump grinder not had much use at all only done 29.5 hours in very good condition selling to make space please ask any question I can drop of for fuel money looking for £1200 or offers are excepted£1,200
Paigtnon , devon - GB
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Time Left: 6 days and 17 hours
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you are looking at 35meter 11.6mm climbing rope ideal for Zig Zag but can be used as normal rope only used once selling £100£100
paignton , Devon - GB
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Time Left: 6 days and 17 hours
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you are looking at tree motion Teufelberger harness has some saw dust on it from sitting in the Ariel rescue bag but only used once to practice on looking for £250£250
paignton , devon - GB
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Gloucestershire- £300 a bay but that’s tackling anything we come across in the prep/removal. That’s good money as we have the kit to make it quick - 3t grab, compressor etc
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Sir Keir Starmer to launch new national inquiry into grooming gangs APPLE.NEWS Ahead of the G7 summit in Canada, Sir Keir Starmer tells reporters he will commission a national inquiry into... Finally having to bite the bullet and stop worrying about about the truth potentially stirring up racial tension. No choice for Starmer after repeatedly arguing it was not necessary the governments own report into the matter had stated it’s absolutely necessary due to the unprecedented scale of the issue. The facts may well be unpalatable for the libtards but they will be facts none the less. The sad reality is if it were not for the likes of GB news reporter Charlie Peters and Musk keeping the pressure on, these scum would have slipped under the radar all in the name of political correctness and the fear of the well worn accusation of “ racism” by the weak libtard press and politicians. For those on here that have slated me for calling this out for what it was “ F…k you ” I hope the truth finally comes out. The report is also expected to link illegal immigration with the exploitation of young girls. The near 200-page report is to be published next week and is expected to warn that white British girls were "institutionally ignored for fear of racism". The grooming gang scandal came back into the headlines at the beginning of the year after Elon Musk attacked Sir Keir and safeguarding minister Jess Philips for failing children. At the time, she told Sky News that Mr Musk's claims were "ridiculous" and that she would be led by what victims have to say, not him. GB News National Reporter Charlie Peters has warned that Baroness Casey's upcoming grooming gangs report could "shock the nation" with findings so severe that the government fears potential civil unrest
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Time Left: 6 days and 10 hours
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Anyone interested in a petrol stihl chainsaw? hardly used was £240 new Comes with nearly 5ltrs of synthplus chain oil worth £20£150
Macclesfield , Cheshire - GB
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Time Left: 6 days and 9 hours
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I'm looking for a small timber trailer and crane, or just a small crane on its own for a project. Anything from 1.5T to 5T considered but a lightweight crane is needed. Located in Southern Scotland but willing to travel. ThanksAsk for price
Duns, Please select... - GB
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Looking for a secure 20ft container storage for chipper and other tool local to me in westerham
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It's a good Wordle day. Wordle 1,456 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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No, they wouldn't fit. Or at least, very unlikely to! Pin centres are different for almost all mini diggers brands and sizes. TB216 isn't the greatest mini digger either. Bit weedy, very erratic slew. Try before you buy.
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🎶 Atmosphere, I love a tractor with an aircon atmosphere 🎶
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I will do. I got it off and mate who wasn't keen on it. I thought I better have a go with one as it's getting CE marked and I don't like selling stuff I haven't used. The top top cams look very thin even though it says 11-13mm rope, they look like they would better suited to 10mm.
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A bit off topic but does anyone rear quails? I only ask as Mum fancied giving it a go but wasn't sure if they are hard work or not.
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Ash tree crown reduction excessive
Mesterh replied to ashtreeguy's question in Homeowners Tree Advice Forum
I was thinking the same, well TBH I thought Manna ash due to the fine leaves but they looked too big for that. They look awesome in the autumn but they do just fall to bits!
