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Seem like everything you bitch about in the UK.

Covid -yes Coal power stations-yes State controlled media -yes Mass surveillance -yes State sponsored industrial espionage-yes etc etc Freedom of Speech-Negative Democracy -Negative Religious tolerance-Negative etc etc Very amusing to see China going from the number one global polluter and seller of copious amounts of unnecessary tat to perceived saviour of the UK, I suppose in the eyes of leftards anything is more palatable than a democratically elected president. I suppose that’s the save the planet trip off now then, shame that seeing as you won’t need a visa.

A big city-slicker lawyer went duck hunting. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The lawyer said, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to get it." The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The angry lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the country and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own." The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in these parts. We settle small disagreements with the 'Three Kick Rule.'" The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?" The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up." The lawyer quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gush'n' from his mouth. The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie. The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and dragged himself to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn." The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."

As a bagpiper, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man who had no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery in the remote countryside and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there. As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost and being a typical man, did not stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the crew who were eating lunch but the hearse was nowhere in sight. I apologized to the workers for my tardiness and stepped to the side of the open grave where I saw the vault lid already in place. I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long but this was the proper thing to do. The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch. I played out my heart and soul. As I played the workers began to weep. I played and I played like I'd never played before, from Going Home and The Lord is My Shepherd to Flowers of the Forest . I closed the lengthy session with Amazing Grace and walked to my car. As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the workers saying to another, Sweet Jeezuz, Mary 'n Joseph, I have never seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years

if a doctor eats an apple has he created a paradox?

Comprehension 🤔Stick to the TDS thread if you want a Trump drip wee man, liars and anonymous blaggers tend to get away with a lot more in there. Alternative is you getting your arse handed to you big time again. I wasn’t aware you had imposed time limits on replies 🤣 I’ll say one thing SP/TA you are one thick skinned shameless bugger. Actually on second thoughts you did sulk for a couple of days after a dose of public humiliation but at the end of day it’s a free country for now so I guess you are entitled to your opinion albeit most of the time it’s based on nothing but google rather than life experiences.

Kram, it's obvious that you're fully comitted to your current level of understanding. Why let experience interfere with what you can learn on line Best of luck.

I've got RAC cover on my van. Never had to pay for it either in 4 years yet. The first year was thrown in for free as a perk when I bought the van. Every year thereafter it's been renewed without me paying a penny. Must be some or other admin error somewhere. Or, after reading this thread, maybe it's just not worth anything anyway. I've had to call them out once. No drama; they came quickly and fixed the issue and we were on our way. (Though I suspect that may have been luck as it was an intermittent fault with the injectors, two of which I had to replace shortly afterwards).

Not just KS, Cleverly went on behalf of Sunak (Sunak was pencilled in to go also), and who can forget, as she was then, the future Prime Minister Truss, opening up new pork markets in Beijing. Trump went to China and is planning to do again in April, even Albanese went last year... Seams like there is something in China that the world wants - perhaps some of the posters on here would prefer us to be left out, and left in the 1950s also.

Your legendary comprehension skills quoting out of context yet again, and after the conversation has moved on yet again. No helping some.

I am very glad to hear that as I moved my two cars to them and took the recovery.

Hopelessly overloaded Discovery complete with family and 2 nasty dogs, recovered from half way along M4 to home one Christmas Eve (catastrophic air suspension failure). LV (car insurance company). Quick, efficient, seamless. Couldn’t rate them higher.

I went for cover with the insurance, I reckon if they're insuring the vehicle they can't claim they didn't know it was a 20 year old defender if/when it breaks down. So far not tried them out, but there's always tomorrow....

Never had this either, so many e-clips in the world working fine there is something wrong with your setup. Either the clip , shaft, chain, sprocket.

But.. on the positive side, you now have: Way better traction Less lawn tyre pressure 4'' more ground clearance Looks the business/much more fun to bounce around in ! 😆

Again absolute rubbish, with friends like that who needs enemies. Europe has gone 😂😂 dry your eyes.

You've more chance of him getting scald to death.

My Carlos Fandangos increased total width about 8”!

Prison.

He's definitely not wired right, when you say early shower justice do you mean to cure insanity (cold shower treatment), or in terms of prisons?

Why? Explain your reasoning. Mick's right, we in the UK need any friends we can get right now. We're a small island in a big and increasingly dangerous world. I'd rather it wasn't China, but needs must. We don't have many options when it comes to Spheres of Influence. The US has gone, (although they're now far too unstable to rely on anyway), Europe has gone; that only leaves China and Russia.

Lovely job looks smashing what a view too sit and have a cuppa and admire your work

A Tree shear helps no end , some older hedges are impossible too pull your steepers out intertwined blackthorn are the worst I got some photos of a road hedge we done where we had a 13 ton with a shear and thinned the whole hedge out as most was hanging out over the road

Teen who murdered Leo Ross in Birmingham 'enjoyed hurting people' WWW.BBC.CO.UK Det Insp Joe Davenport says the killer attacked his victims in Birmingham for... Another one for some early shower justice.